In these troubled times, John Waters is truly a breath of fresh air (if stale cigarette smoke wafting through a condemned Baltimore sex club/crab shack can be considered “fresh†or “air.â€) The director and author stopped by Late Show last night to discuss his thoughts about the election (he found it shocking), dangerous children’s toys (he gives them to his nieces and nephews), and his plans to start a new form of heterosexuality (honestly, just listen to him explain it. It’s complicated.) For Thanksgiving tomorrow, join your family in donning your traditional Bossy Bottom T-shirts and say a prayer of thanks for the Pope of Trash.