You should have known something was wrong when the two unseen producers holding your Trump TV audition sounded like a little dog puppet and some kind of sad wizard man. As part of Triumph’s Election Watch 2016 on Hulu, Robert Smigel and company hoaxed the nation’s up-and-coming conservative commentators with a faux-audition for a brand-new news network heavily implied to be the now-president-elect’s rumored venture Trump TV. At least you know this is why you never got the call back, and not because you kept dry-heaving while reading off the teleprompter.
