Retta and Seth Meyers go day drinking on Late Night specifically so you don’t have to — because you can’t, due to all your “responsibilities,†like “having a job†and “it’s a Tuesday.†Hopefully NBC at least paid them a hefty sum to come up with lyrics to their shows’ theme songs. Of course, casual day drinking is probably how all theme-song lyrics are written. “Thank You for Being a Friend� That’s the exact kind of stuff you belt out when your good friend forcibly wrenches that third White Walker out of your boozy grip.
