Stephen Colbert Insults Donald Trump on Behalf of ‘Face the Nation’s John Dickerson

When Trump wasn’t in the headlines for not knowing what the Civil War was about or calling Kim Jong-un a “smart cookie� yesterday, he was in the news for abruptly ending his interview with Face the Nation’s John Dickerson after the CBS host asked about his wiretapping claims. During last night’s Late Show, Colbert praised Dickerson for staying completely professional despite Trump’s childish, insulting behavior and decided to throw tons of insults Trump’s way on Dickerson’s behalf. “John Dickerson has way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face. But I, sir, am no John Dickerson,� Colbert says. “Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla who got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.�