The Trump pee tape might not be out there yet, but if youâre hoping for some bombshell Trump document leaks in the near future, The Onion just released the next best thing. Today, the website dropped a ton of new content called âThe Trump Documents,â which consists of â700 pages of classified documents obtained from the Trump White House.â Hereâs more info from The Onionâs press release today:
With The Trump Documents, Americaâs Finest News Source has broken what is, without a doubt, the most important story that any of us will ever encounter in our lifetimes. From President Trumpâs paralyzing fear of lighthouses, to Vice President Penceâs impure thoughts about the Morton Salt girl, to Sean Spicerâs descent into madness while being confined in his punishment crate, the trove of information obtained in this White House leak is so comprehensive and so momentous that all other media companies will have no choice but to shutter their operations so that they may never again have to compete against the merciless journalistic juggernaut that is The Onion.
The âTrump Documentsâ website divides the leaks into categories ranging from Trump to executive orders to secret recordings to people like Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon, and Jared Kushner. Hereâs just a taste of the documents in the form of a leaked email exchange between Trump and Conway:
Check out all the leaked documents for yourself here.