Christian Bale, using his real accent, started his Golden Globes acceptance speech telling everyone that his wife advised “a less-is-more†approach if he got to accept an award, lest his mouth get away from him. Fortunately, the attempted restraint didn’t last too long while accepting his trophy for Actor in a Musical or Comedy, with Bale saying he’s “cornered the market†on playing “charisma-free assholes,†thanking Satan for providing inspiration for his performance as Vice President Dick Cheney, and then asking his fellow Globe attendees if Mitch McConnell should be the next “charisma-free asshole†he suits up to play. To Sibi Blazic, Bale’s wife: you tried your best!