Americaâs favorite late-night talk-show hosts have not been known to mince words about President Trumpâs job in office, so naturally they spared no joke when it came to the commander-in-chiefâs latest maneuver.
On Friday, Trump declared a national emergency in order to build his infamous wall at the U.S.-Mexico border, which allows him to bypass Congress and divert funds to the construction of the wall. The move has been widely condemned as one of Trumpâs most brazen yet, but at least late-night television has lent some humor to the dire situation. On Saturday Night Live, Alec Baldwin reprised his role as Trump and mocked his rambling emergency declaration in the Rose Garden. And last night, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Trevor Noah also skewered both the announcement and Trumpâs use of the term emergency. Check out some of their best reactions below.
On Trumpâs rambling âemergencyâ explanation:
They all agreed that Trumpâs tone was odd, to say the least.
Colbert: âI canât tell if he was answering a question or reading his Torah portion.â
Meyers: âHe sounds like a 5-year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo.â
Noah: âWhy is he talking like that? It sounds like heâs being auto-tuned?â Noah also compared his tone to hitting notes on Guitar Hero.
On what the term emergency means by Trumpâs definition:
All Trump had to do was say that he declared the state of emergency because he had no other options â but as Trump himself put it, he âdidnât have to do this.â
Colbert: âHello, 911? I would like to call an Uber, but that would take too long. Please, please send an ambulance, I want to go to the movies.â
Meyers: âThatâs like saying, âIâm having emergency surgery to get butt implants. I didnât need to do this, but I hate doing squats.ââ
Noah: âIt would be like a pilot, coming out of the cockpit with a parachute saying, âLook, I donât have to open the emergency door, but weâre right over my house and I donât want to fight traffic.ââ
On Trumpâs Nobel Prize nomination:
During his emergency declaration address, Trump also said he had been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by the prime minister of Japan. Although it later came out that Trump had asked Shinzo Abe for the nomination, he couldnât help but boast about it.
Colbert: âYouâre there to announce a national emergency, not talk about awards youâre never going to get.â
Meyers: âDid you also bribe him?â