Ryan Creamer Is a Porn Star, Thief, and Patron of the Theater (in That Order)

Thanks to the coronavirus, comedians are now trapped at home like the rest of us, so we decided that while we’re all self-quarantining, we’d do something a little different from our usual “Follow Friday� column. Instead of interviewing up-and-coming comedians we love on Twitter, we’re going live on Instagram every week to check in on some of our favorite people in comedy to get a firsthand look into how they’re handling the pandemic. So welcome to our new version of the column, now titled “Follow (From a Safe Distance) Friday.�

This week, I had a li’l cybersesh with Ryan Creamer (CollegeHumor, UCB, and Pornhub, obviously) to talk about his day-to-day during quarantine. He introduced us to his unborn cacti, chatted about the recipes he’s making with the Omaha Steaks his parents send him, and revealed just how many grannies he can really afford for one of his wholesome porn shoots. We also got down and dirty about one steamy movie he’s watched, and believe it or not, it’s not a skin flick: “We rewatched Manchester by the Sea, as if I don’t already look like someone who watches Manchester by the Sea on a regular basis.�

You can find Ryan on Instagram, @coolboyryan, and on Twitter, @ryguyguyry.