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January Jones Is Just Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes

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Do you love your dog more than January Jones loves her bernedoodle, Vinny? Prove it. Fight a rattlesnake. On Friday, the Mad Men actress and gold-star pandemic poster alerted her Instagram followers that her dog was home from the hospital after being bitten by what she identified as a “baby rattler†on Wednesday. She posted a photo of her pup on the couch to Instagram Stories, with text reading, “Vinny’s Back home. Tired out but doing well.†Two hours later, the snake fight continued when Jones posted a video of herself in a floppy sunhat in what appears to be her backyard, a croquet mallet above her head, getting ready to smash something in the grass. The text reads, “Right before I was forced to bludgeon yet ANOTHER rattle snake today. I almost cried. I’m sorry snake family, this house is taken.†A child’s voice from off-camera chants “kill it! Kill it!†The Betty Draper energy of chasing a snake out of your yard with a croquet mallet? Beyond.

January Jones in her Instagram stories moments before bludgeoning a snake to protect her dog.
January Jones Is Just Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes