*slurp*

Jacob Elordi Slurps His Own Bathwater Candle

Last week, celebrities were tortured by the press as they were asked on the red carpet of the Golden Globes to sniff a candle labeled “Jacob Elordi’s Bathwater.†Elordi wasn’t trying to be the next Belle Delphine; it was referring to the Saltburn scene where Barry Keoghan slurps up the milky residue of Elordi’s sexy bath time. The scene was so haunting that it probably made people light a few candles, leading to the creation of … this. All of this was probably unbeknownst to Elordi since he was probably too busy dodging breakup rumors until one fateful Thursday when Jimmy Fallon subjected him to a sniff test. However, as a proper actor, he took it a step further and reenacted the scene before declaring the candle “smells like a washing room.†Maybe it should’ve smelled like … something else …

Jacob Elordi Slurps His Own Bathwater Candle