
Sit down and take a big, mental Ooooo weeeee â itâs not like Diondre Cole will let you get a word in anyway. Chris Colfer learned this in spectacularly amusing fashion while appearing on the seventh edition of Saturday Night Liveâs recurring âWhat Up With That?â sketch, which found the Glee actor sandwiched between a real Paul Simon and fake Lindsey Buckingham. (The latter of whom, as always, cut his family vacation short to be there.) Teased as part of âa salute to music greatsâ on the showâs May 14, 2011, episode, Colfer had the honor of fulfilling the essential duties of the middle chair: silently tolerating the absurdity of how Diondre (Kenan Thompson) runs his made-for-BET program, as the host would rather disrupt his guests with elaborate song-and-dance routines than actually let them talk. While the first guest tends to get a sentence or two in â Simon briefly hypes up his new album â the second is often relegated to reaction shots while a Narnia wardrobe full of characters such as, say, âthe bad boy of bluegrassâ Captain Sexy Banjo and the real Buckingham materialize out of nowhere. If youâre overthinking it, just stop. âWhat Up With That?â was not intended for analysis.
Colfer, who had recently wrapped Gleeâs phenomena of a second season, was at the right place at the right time for SNL to think of him for the cameo. Plans were canceled. Excitement ran high. It all went live in 36 hours. And he didnât care that he had nothing to do besides cross his legs. âItâs such a special memory for me. Being a microscopic spot of SNL history is the ultimate bragging right,â he says now. âIf anyone ever tries to one-up me at a party, I whip that one out, and I usually win the conversation.â
How exactly was this sketch presented to you? Were you aware that it had already become a recurring and well-oiled SNL staple of sorts?
Yeah, I was. Iâve always been a huge fan of SNL, so I was familiar with the sketch and I thought it was hilarious. I was in New York City, and I had just done a live interview. I did so many interviews at the time for Glee that I canât even remember who it was for. My publicist and I were walking down, like, 47th or 48th Street afterward, and she got a random call. It was Friday afternoon. One of SNLâs bookers had just seen me on live television and asked if I was still in the city. They said, âCan he do a cameo in tomorrow nightâs episode?â And I responded, âHell yes, absolutely.â No joke: They asked me to come in for a rehearsal immediately. So we had to clear the rest of my afternoon and went straight to Rockefeller Center. It was the easiest rehearsal Iâve ever done, because I didnât have to do anything. I just had to sit there and be quiet. Then I went in the next day, and we did the dress rehearsal and then we did the live taping. It was magical.
Did you instinctively understand the humor? I mean, when I tell friends about my love of âWhat Up With That?â, what comes out of my mouth is jumbled nonsense about BET and a fake Lindsey Buckingham. Itâs not the easiest thing to wrap a mind around.
I did. I remember on Saturday, in between the rehearsal and the live taping, the writers came to my dressing room and said, âWe want to give you a line. Letâs try this out.â And I responded, âAbsolutely not. You cannot give me a line. Itâs way funnier if Iâm just there and I donât say anything.â And they looked at me and said, âWell, youâre the first guest to ever say that, and thank God, because we agree.â
An excellent instinct.
I canât remember what the specific line was, but I was going to say something at the very end, and Kenanâs character was going to cut me off. But we all agreed it was funnier if I didnât even try to talk.
So you sit down for the dress rehearsal, look to your left, and thereâs Paul Simon in the chair. What was your opening line to him?
It was a complete secret who was in those seats until I showed up at that rehearsal. They didnât tell me any details until I actually arrived in the studio â I had to be escorted right on the stage to my seat. I didnât even have a script. Well, I didnât need one, of course, because I wasnât saying anything. And then I turned to my left and itâs Paul Simon. And then I turned to my right, and itâs Lindsey Buckingham waiting in the wings of the set. How the heck did I get here? I couldnât say anything. I froze. I remember thinking at that moment, Chris, do not ask any questions about Stevie Nicks or Carrie Fisher. I had to repeat that to myself over and over and over again in my head. Paul Simon probably thought I was a seat filler.
So you didnât ask if he was a Gleek?
Oh God, no. I never assume anyone knows who I am or knows where Iâm from.
Was there a sense of nerves on your end before the live taping began?
Itâs funny, because this required the least amount of effort on my part, but I was still extremely nervous. I was nervous that I would trip on the way there. But more so than nerves, itâs just that that show is pure adrenaline. Itâs chaos, but itâs organized chaos. Everyone knows exactly what theyâre doing, but itâs absolutely what you would imagine: People running back and forth in the hallways, carrying props and costumes and set pieces. It was really, really neat. I still have my little Chris Colfer plaque for my dressing room.
Where do you keep it?
I have an awards case, so itâs on display there. It was a gift.
For me, at least, the best part of the sketch is all of the wordless expressions taking in the absurdity of everything. Do you remember how the writers wanted you to react to certain beats?
The direction that the three of us were given was: âYouâre on the show with this lunatic who doesnât let his guests talk. Look as annoyed and out of place as possible.â So that seems easy, in theory, but the hardest part was not laughing my ass off. Thereâs one particular moment, when Kristen Wiig does this little hoedown in the middle of the sketch while a banjo plays. Everyone in the audience was falling to pieces, and I was looking at the ceiling so I wouldnât join them. I got to release some of the joy in that moment.


The lineage of âmiddle seatâ people includes Mindy Kaling, Ernest Borgnine, Carrie Brownstein, Robin Williams, and Jack McBrayer. Do you see any connective tissue among you all?
I feel like I would just be flattering myself trying to make a connection, so instead Iâll say we all just happened to be free at the right time and have a good sense of humor.
Who do you think would be uniquely qualified to portray a fake Chris Colfer?
The only person I know who could do it is Marcia Gay Harden â with a good wig. Years ago, they were going to do an episode of Glee where something happened at McKinley High School. There was going to be this big, fake movie made about it. So we were all casting ourselves on who would play our characters in this fake movie. They had Glenn Close playing Sue Sylvester and Justin Timberlake as Matthew Morrison. So I said, âWell, Marcia Gay Harden has to play me.â It was a big joke. Unfortunately, the episode didnât happen, but they were thinking about actually making it.
Did you go to the SNL after-party in celebration of the episode?
Yes, I did, and I got to chat with Lorne Michaels for a little bit. Itâs really hard to make small talk with someone with that kind of rĂŠsumĂŠ. You donât want to ask the wrong question, and you donât want to seem like youâre too big of a fan. But I couldnât help myself. I asked about the history of the show, his favorite sketches, and the sketches he regretted. He was very kind and open to answering everything. He did tell me Iâd be back on, so Iâll hold him to it one day.
Have you ever cut a family vacation short to do a talk show?
Iâm sure I have. Iâve cut family vacations short for much, much less, too.