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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. existing in the context
    Megan Thee Stallion Rallies the Hotties for HarrisShe performed “Body” and “Mamushi” before Harris spoke.
  2. crunch crunch
    Artistic Gymnastics - Olympic Games Paris 2024: Day 2
    What TikTok Sound Best Exemplifies Olympic Gold?Would you believe ASMR of eating celery?
  3. wear a helmet
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - August 16, 2023
    Angelina Jolie’s Son, Pax, Recovering From E-Bike CrashAngelina Jolie is reportedly at Pax’s side.
  4. with fans like these
    World Premiere Of A24's "MAXXXINE" - Arrivals
    Halsey Says They Regret Coming Back to Music“I am not gonna do anything that doesn’t make me happy anymore. I can’t spiritually afford it.”
  5. coconutpilled
    US-POLITICS-HARRIS
    You Can Make Kamala Harris Hold Up Any Record NowCoconuts are out, vinyl is in.
  6. boffo b.o.
    Deadpool & Wolverine Crush the Box Office on Comic-Con WeekendNow the MCU has earned over $30 billion globally.
  7. this week in late night
    Deadpool & Wolverine Dominated Late Night This WeekBut the boys of Las Culturistas were right behind them.
  8. last night on late night
    Watch Hugh Jackman Dispel Some Deadpool & Wolverine Cameo RumorsBREAKING: Jimmy Fallon is not in Deadpool & Wolverine.
  9. bffr
    Love Island USA’s Rob Says There Was ‘Never a Point’ When He Stopped Liking LeahA lesson to us all to actually feel our feelings, rather than observing them.
  10. world class sinner
    The Weeknd Performs At Wembley Stadium
    The Weeknd Teases New Album With Nietzsche QuoteIs it his last album under “the Weeknd”? Here’s what we know.
  11. my single is dropping
    John Early’s New Music Video Brings Sexual Intrigue, Little HatsVery All That Jazz, very Fosse/Verdon.
  12. ijbol
    Vice President Harris Holds Campaign Event In Kalamazoo, Michigan
    Why Are People Mixing Kamala Harris’s Laugh Into Pop Songs?The official Twitter account for the Harris campaign gave itself a Brat-coded header.
  13. denials
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - June 06, 2024
    Kim Cattrall Denies She’s Returning for And Just Like That … Season 3Well, it looks like someone else is dropping out.
  14. existing in the context
    President Biden Hosts Fourth Of July Celebration At White House
    With All These Memes, Will It Ever Truly Be Joever?Here are all the memes the cast of Love Island USA will need to catch up when they’re released from media blackout tonight.
  15. it’s joever
    President Biden Addresses NAACP Convention In Las Vegas
    Which Pop-Culture Twitter Account Told You Biden Was Dropping Out?Club Chalamet is fully onboard the coconut train for Kamala Harris.
  16. this week in late night
    Natalie Portman’s Humblebrag Won Late Night This WeekPlus Chris Fleming’s scintillating new play and Julio Torres’s impressions of colors.
  17. scandoval
    Vanderpump à Paris At Paris Las Vegas - Grand Opening
    Tom Sandoval Says He Doesn’t Want to Sue Ariana Madix After AllHe claimed that he was misled about the cross-complaint, adding that he has fired the attorney who recommended it.
  18. there can be only one
    Disney vs. Universal: The Ultimate Theme-Park ShowdownFrom hotels and booze to lines and Wi-Fi, it’s time to settle the score once and for all.
  19. rust trial
    "Rust" Armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Appears In Court For Sentencing
    Rust Armorer Demands New Trial Following Alec Baldwin’s DismissalAfter Alec Baldwin’s charges were dismissed, armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed is asking for her conviction to be overturned or a new trial.
  20. hgteav
    World Premiere Of "Barbie" - Red Carpet
    Christina Hall Files for Divorce, Name ChangeChristina Hall (née Haack, then El Moussa, then Anstead) has filed for divorce from Josh Hall (always Hall).
  21. girl so literary
    Brat and It’s the Same But It’s a Track-by-Track Booklist So It’s NotHot-girl books to read at a bar with a martini and a side of fries.
  22. vulture sports
    2024 T-Mobile Home Run Derby
    Have You Ever Heard ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ Sung in Cursive?Ingrid Andress says she was drunk at the Home Run Derby and is checking into rehab.
  23. tributes
    US-ENTERTAINMENT-TELEVISION-FOX-TCA
    Shannen Doherty Remembered by Co-Stars and FriendsHolly Marie Combs called Doherty “My better half of 31 years.”
  24. coming soon
    "The GOAT" Los Angeles Tastemaker Event
    Alyssa Edwards Is Repping Team USA for RuPaul’s Drag Race Global All Stars12 queens from 12 shows compete to be come Miss Worldwide.
  25. nevermind
    The Daily Show Cancels Its Trip to the RNCLet’s just say there are security concerns and leave it there.
  26. obits
    The American Humane Hero Dog Awards - Portraits
    Shannen Doherty, Star of Charmed and 90210, Dead at 53After being diagnosed with breast cancer in 2015.
  27. this week in late night
    A Truly Demented WWHL Game Won Late Night This WeekThey called it “The Orifice,” but let’s be honest: It’s “Name That Hole.”
  28. gird your loins
    The Devil Wears Prada Is Reportedly Getting a SequelThe whole cast is reportedly set to return.
  29. last last night on late night
    2024 Upper Deck NHL Draft - First Round
    Will Céline Dion Perform at the 2024 Paris Olympics?Hoda Kotb told us everything she knows on WWHL.
  30. sequelitis
    The Conjuring 4 Will Be Ed and Lorraine Warren’s Last CasePossessing theaters September 5.
  31. jay-z style retirement
    2024 Disney Upfront
    Meredith Grey Will Continue as Narrator Emeritus of Grey Sloan MemorialThey drove a dump truck full of money up to her house, one assumes.
  32. coming soon
    Photocall - Max Mara Resort 2024 Collection Fashion Show in Stockholm
    Lena Dunham Is No Longer Making the Polly Pocket MovieEverything we know about this entry in Mattel’s toy cinematic universe.
  33. last night on late night
    Please Watch Seth Meyers Discuss Mothra as Donald TrumpAnd the 2024 election, we guess. And also Godzilla!
  34. election 2024
    Billy McFarland Visits "Jesse Watters Primetime"
    Oh Good, the Fyre Fest Guy Is Getting Involved in the Presidential RaceOr trying to, at any rate.
  35. trailer mix
    Brad Pitt Is Zoomin’ Through the F1 TrailerIn the A Knight’s Tale school of “We Will Rock You” needle drops.
  36. celeb babies
    96th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
    Margot Robbie Reportedly Adding to her Barbie DreamhouseShe’s gone from Barbie to Midge.
  37. obits
    Reception And Press Preview Celebrating The Opening Of "The Art Of Avatar: The Way Of Water" Immersive Experience
    Jon Landau, Avatar and Titanic Producer, Dead at 63He was remembered fondly by James Cameron, Kate Winslet, and more.
  38. my single is dropping
    Zach Bryan The Quittin Time Tour - Nashville, TN
    Zach Bryan Takes John Mayer and Bruce Springsteen to the BarsHappy Freedom Day!
  39. what’s my motivation?
    Giorgio Armani Prive: Outside - Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025
    Cate Blanchett Attributes Signing on for Borderlands to ‘COVID Madness’Like how some people made sourdough.
  40. not like this
    BET Series "Tales" Screening - Los Angeles
    Chet Hanks Didn’t Mean ‘White Boy Summer’ Like That“White boy summer was created to be fun, playful, and a celebration of fly white boys who love beautiful queens of every race.”
  41. health
    “Creed III" European Premiere – Arrivals
    Jamie Foxx’s 2023 Hospitalization Happened After a ‘Bad Headache’“I was gone for 20 days,” he recalled.
  42. my single is dropping
    Will Smith Debuts New, Motivational Single at BET Awards“You Can Make It” is a pep talk for everyone who’s ever slapped anyone at the Oscars.
  43. monologues
    BET Awards 2024 - Arrivals
    Taraji P. Henson Parodies ‘Not Like Us’ for BET Awards MonologuePlus a dig at that lady who was mean to Kelly Rowland at Cannes.
  44. coming soon
    Megan Thee Stallion performs during the Hot Girl Summer Tour at Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles
    Megan Thee Stallion Will Open 2024 BET AwardsNormani canceled her performance due to an injury sustained during rehearsals.
  45. the festival circuit
    Glastonbury Festival 2024 - Day Four
    What Celebs Got Stuck in the Glastonbury Mud?Tom Cruise singing Oasis, Florence Pugh in a flower crown. Everything is romantic.
  46. the law
    2023 GQ Men Of The Year - Arrivals
    Diplo Again Accused of Distributing Revenge Porn in 2024Diplo denied the latest allegations against him on Instagram.
  47. local gays show their pride
    2024 Governors Ball
    Pride 2024’s Most Femininomenal MomentsWhen Amber Ruffin came out, I was like “What?! That’s great!”
  48. vulture sports
    2024 U.S. Olympic Team Trials - Track & Field - Day 3
    Snoop Dogg Has a Date With a Horse at the Paris Olympics“Hopefully he’s in the Olympics so I can say, ‘What’s happening?’ to him. Bring him a couple of carrots, some apples or something.”
  49. obits
    28th Annual NAACP Theatre Awards
    Bill Cobbs, The Bodyguard and Air Bud Star, Dead at 90Whitney Houston’s manager and Air Bud’s coach? Now that’s a career.
  50. reality reckoning
    NEW YOU Beauty BAR / NEW YOU AWARDS
    Kenya Moore Not Returning to Real Housewives of AtlantaShe was the longest-running Housewife in Atlanta.
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