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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. awards chatter
    2024 BAFTA Television Awards With P&O Cruises - Winners Room
    BAFTA TV Awards Refuse The Crown“We are not amused.” -Netflix
  2. this week in late night
    5 Lessons Late-Night TV Can Take From John Mulaney’s Talk ShowWhat worked, what didn’t, and what can the normies take away from it?
  3. government testimony
    The Baby Reindeer Real-Identities Debate Went All the Way to U.K. ParliamentSenior public-policy director Benjamin King said about the show, “It’s obviously very difficult to control what viewers do.”
  4. eurovision 2024
    68. Eurovision Song Contest - 1st semi-final
    Bambie Thug Says They Were Forced to Remove Pro-Palestine Makeup for EurovisionBambie Thug had “Ceasefire” and “Saoirse Don Phalistin” written in Ogham on their face.
  5. give them lala
    Vanderpump Rules - Season 11
    Where Can Vanderpump Rules Go From Here?Will there be a season 12, or is everyone moving to The Valley?
  6. kudos for saying that
    Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen - Season 21
    Andy Cohen Speaks Out on Bravo Lawsuits, Bethenny FrankelOn RHONY’s alleged racism, on-set alcohol, and Bethenny’s reality union.
  7. the law
    Clive Davis 90th Birthday Celebration - Arrivals
    Neil Portnow’s Accuser Asks Judge to Dismiss Rape LawsuitCiting a fear that her identity would be revealed.
  8. wild speculation
    Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen - Season 21
    Is Ariana Madix Leaving Vanderpump Rules?The evidence for and against Ariana pumping the brakes on Pump Rules.
  9. celeb beefs
    Visa Cash App RB Formula One Team 2024 Livery Reveal
    Need Help Understanding the Kendrick/Drake Beef? TikTok Is Here for YouDon’t worry, WitckTok has weighed in.
  10. endings
    The Idea of You Author on the Movie’s New EndingRobinne Lee says “The book is a book, and the movie is a movie.”
  11. tributes
    "Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One" UK Premiere – VIP Access
    Gen V Isn’t Recasting Chance Perdomo’s Role After his DeathPerdomo died April 1 after a motorcycle collision.
  12. cast away
    The Acolyte Promises Bad Times in the Old RepublicLeslye Headland gives us a Star Wars mystery-thriller.
  13. this week in late night
    This Week’s Cutest, Weirdest, Whoo-iest Late-Night AudiencesIt was a big week for awkward audience interaction!
  14. your move
    Los Angeles Premiere of A24's "The Curse"
    A24, Emma Stone, and Nathan Fielder Are Queening OutThe Curse team + The Queen’s Gambit.
  15. reboots
    2023 Spirit Of Ireland Gala
    Liam Neeson to Star in Naked Gun RebootPamela Anderson and Paul Walter Hauser have joined the police squad.
  16. censorship
    At Last, the Banned Episode of Bluey Is on YouTubeIt’s the episode of Bluey Disney+ didn’t want you to see! The mpreg one!
  17. obits
    BBC Radio 2 Live In The Park
    ELO Keyboardist Richard Tandy, Dead at 76Tandy provided vocoder (and many other instruments) on Mr. Blue Sky.
  18. vulture fashion
    The 2019 Met Gala Celebrating Camp: Notes on Fashion - Street Sightings
    Who’s Going to the 2024 Met Gala?Who’s wearing what, and why?
  19. no <3
    Elton John AIDS Foundation's 32nd Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party - Arrivals
    Nia Sioux on Skipping Dance Moms Reunion: ‘I Just Really Didn’t Want to Do It’“No” is a full sentence.
  20. coming soon
    2023 TIME100 Gala
    The Colleen Hoover Cinematic Universe Is ExpandingVerity will be the second entry in the CHCU.
  21. che pasa
    The Queerties 2024
    Rosie O’Donnell Joins Cast of And Just Like That…Here comes Mary.
  22. charts (taylor’s version)
    Taylor Swift Ties Jay-Z for Most Solo Billboard No. 1 AlbumsThe Tortured Poets Department is now the top-selling album of 2024.
  23. throuples
    Variety, The New York Party - Arrivals
    Stop Looking for the Challengers/Past Lives ThirdScreenwriter Justin Kuritzkes says Challengers is more like tennis fanfic.
  24. tiktok ban
    TikTok Maker Bytedance Says It Will Fight US Ban
    6 Companies That Should Buy TikTokWe have some bad suggestions.
  25. celeb beefs
    Tupac Shakur At Club Amazon
    Drake Pulls ‘Taylor Made Freestyle’ Off Streaming After Cease and DesistThe second Kendrick Lamar diss to be taken off streaming so far.
  26. chat room
    Interpreting Shōgun Was More Than Just TranslationAs the series’ bridge between cultures, producer Eriko Miyagawa had to consider everything from Sengoku-period accuracy to the nuances of “fuck.”
  27. last night on late night
    Drew Carey Doubles Down on His Insane Phish TweetsWe knew from the writers’ strike that Drew Carey was a mensch, but a poet as well???
  28. muses
    2023 Austin City Limits Music Festival - Weekend Two
    Matty Healy Hasn’t ‘Really Listened’ to The Tortured Poets DepartmentBut he’s sure it’s good!
  29. vulture lists
    10 Books (and One Video Game) You Are Fated to Consume After ShōgunThis should tide you over until a season-two announcement.
  30. coming not-so-soon
    Prix Fitzgerald At Hotel Belles Rives 2023
    Everything We Know About Quentin Tarantino’s Canceled Film, The Movie CriticSony Pictures was reportedly attached to the project the director “changed his mind” about.
  31. shoutout
    Vans Warped Tour 25th Anniversary - Mountain View, CA
    The Starting Line Thanks Taylor Swift for the ShoutoutAnd presumably, the streaming bump to follow.
  32. solidarity forever
    The Blair Witch Project Actors Are Still Haunted (by a Lack of Residuals)The actors improvised and shot much of the movie, but have no profit participation.
  33. vulture lists
    The Stoner Canon: Over 100 Trippy Movies, Albums, Books, TV Shows, and MoreThe ultimate guide to experiencing the high.
  34. this week in late night
    Chris Stapleton’s New Single Won Late Night This WeekFeaturing John Stamos.
  35. reality tv
    A Vanderpump Rules Guide to The Valley’s MessTo understand the incestuous waters in which this spinoff swims, we must return to the source.
  36. party report
    Los Angeles Premiere Of Searchlight Pictures' "The Greatest Hits" - Arrivals
    Austin Crute’s Rules of Karaoke EtiquetteDO sing along quietly. DON’T say the n-word.
  37. my single is dropping
    Reel To Reel: Lil Nas X
    Lil Nas X Slowly Drives Nasarati 2 Out of the GarageChoosing songs for the mixtape has been slow going.
  38. i ship it
    The Fallout Fandom Says ‘Hear Me Out’Walton Goggins’ Ghoul is in a grand tradition of sexy zombies in the series.
  39. party report
    Photo Call For Los Angeles Premiere Of Max Original Travel Series "Conan O'Brien Must Go"
    Conan O’Brien Says He Hasn’t Dry Cleaned His Hot Ones Jacket YetConan O’Brien, you are an outfit repeater!
  40. interview
    Eita Okuno Relished Being Shōgun’s Flamboyant Peacock“Considering the time period, that hairstyle was considered very avant-garde, wild and crazy.”
  41. queer elders
    Coachella 2024: Reneé Rapp Rewrites ‘TiK ToK’ with KeshaRapp was introduced by the stars of The L Word and said “Fuck P. Diddy” with Kesha.
  42. team coco
    Have You Heard About This Conan Guy? He’s Great!Hot Ones gives Conan O’Brien another round of praise.
  43. this week in late night
    Conan O’Brien’s Return to The Tonight Show Won Late Night This WeekPlus, Seth Meyers’s cute kid and Jimmy Kimmel mourning the 99 Cents Only store.
  44. party report
    "Fallout" Global Red Carpet Premiere
    Fallout Is Barbenheimer: The TV ShowNuclear anxieties? Check! Mid-century design? Check! Cowboy hats? Boy howdy, that’s a check!
  45. party report
    Fallout’s Pip-Boys Were an Asymmetrical Workout for the Cast“You know how Popeye looks?” said Kyle MacLachlan. “Very similar, but only on my left arm.”
  46. jumpscare!
    Five Nights at Freddy’s Can’t Wait to Meet 2A sixth night at Freddy’s? Now we’ve heard everything.
  47. cinemacon 2024
    CinemaCon 2024 - Universal Pictures And Focus Features Presentation
    Wicked Casts its Goat GOATSomeone’s finally been ca-a-ast in Oz.
  48. hurt/comfort
    2024 Film Independent Spirit Awards - Arrivals
    The Hottest New Release on BookTok Is (Checks Notes) 1984?Andrew Scott tortures Andrew Garfield, for all the recovering tumblr girlies.
  49. vulture quiz
    Quiz: Do You Know Who’s Actually in the Cast of If?If Bradley Cooper is a glass of ice water, truly nothing is off the table.
  50. if you know you know
    ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration - Arrivals
    Diego Luna and Tonatiuh Pucker Up For Kiss of the Spider WomanUnlike Bye Bye Birdie Live!, it looks like this musical is actually happening.
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