Sorry, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas,†but your charming harmonies can’t hold a candle to the dulcet tones of Billy Eichner and Will Ferrell yelling at pedestrians about Christmas movies. Ah, you’ll think whenever you hear someone scream “Elf or Scrooged?†in the coming decades, That reminds me of the Christmastimes of my youth. A more innocent time that was, back when Fifth Avenue was still made of pavement, not flames, and you could walk down it throwing dollar bills at random people without worrying they’d sic their rat-minions on you. Those were the days.