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Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino

  1. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: A Pain In Our EyeSomehow, a fight between Sammi and Ronnie becomes a fight between Sammi and JWOWW. Elsewhere, Mike has a thing with a tranny.
    By Emma Rosenblum
  2. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Hippos and HeartbreaksThe boys juggle hook-ups, Sammi finds the anonymous note, and Snooki mourns her relationship with Emilio.
    By Emma Rosenblum
  3. overnights
    Jersey Shore: Wait a Minute, Mr. PostmanThe girls concoct a crazy plan to tell Sammi about Ronnie’s infidelities. So who was this week’s classiest cast member? And why didn’t Pauly get more screen time?
    By Emma Rosenblum
  4. overnights
    Jersey Shore RecapWho won this week’s Class-Off? Hint: It’s not Ronnie.
    By Emma Rosenblum
  5. the situation
    Bones Will Not Be Featuring The SituationTalks fall through.
    By Josh Duboff
  6. overnights
    Jersey Shore RecapEach week, we pick the classiest of the bunch. Find out who won on last night’s episode! (Hint: It’s not Angelina.)
    By Emma Rosenblum
  7. stunt casting
    The Situation Finally Has Opportunity to Make Long-Awaited Acting DebutOn ‘Bones.’
    By Willa Paskin
  8. jersey shore
    Which Jersey Shore Castmate Cashed Out the Most?Understandably, they’re all trying to get the most out of their fifteen minutes. Who’s doing the best job of it? An investigation.
    By Emma Rosenblum
  9. tv
    See the Situation’s Beautifully Awkward Family PhotoGTL! Gym, tanning, launder the turtlenecks!
    By Edith Zimmerman
  10. labor unrest
    The Situation: Scab?“Mike decided in order to get season 3 done he was going to have to lead the pack and wants to encourage the rest of his cast to follow his lead.”
    By Lane Brown
  11. party chat
    The Situation Has a Message for BP“The oil spill is definitely going to affect beach culture in America for probably a number of years, I would surmise.”
    By Cooper Marshall
  12. hellivision
    With His First Workout DVD, The Situation Becomes a BrandGTL pays off.
    By Mike Vilensky
  13. chicken cutlet night
    Jersey Shore Cast: Poets AllThey’ve still got it.
    By Mike Vilensky
  14. quote machine
    Taylor Momsen Continues Charm OffensivePlus: Lea Michele will give up sleep to play Fanny Brice.
  15. right-click
    Judging by His New Single, The Situation Needs a New CatchphraseBecause having one phrase be both your catchphrase and nickname is both nonsensical and annoying.
    By Amos Barshad
  16. tv
    Hear the Situation’s Full Rap Single’Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino graces us with his gift of song.
    By Edith Zimmerman
  17. tv
    Hear the Situation’s New Rap SongIt goes like this: “Whoa, whoa. Situation. Whoa, whoa. Situation.”
    By Edith Zimmerman
  18. name game
    ‘The Situation’ Very Close to Being Known As Mikey ArmsOr Mikey Abs.
    By Willa Paskin
  19. tv
    The Situation and David Wright Star in a Sweaty, Intimate Vitaminwater Ad“Harder, David, harder.”
    By Edith Zimmerman
  20. i love the situation
    Joy Behar Probes Into the Prophylactic Practices of the Jersey Shore Cast“It’s really hot water. It takes care of business.”
    By Mark Graham
  21. i love the situation
    ‘The Situation’ Inspires Contest-Winning SnowmanTurns out soy sauce makes for a good fake snow-tan.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  22. tv
    Snooki, Pauly D, and the Situation Struggle to Answer Basic Questions About New JerseyIn which New Jersey city would you find the Newark Airport?
    By Edith Zimmerman
  23. i love the situation
    Jersey Shore Updates: Snooki Drops Trou, the Situation Gets TrademarkedStill no word on those J-WOWW pictures yet, though.
    By Mark Graham
  24. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Cast Demands a RaiseSnooki needs a bodyguard for her trips to Applebees!
    By Lindsay Robertson
  25. jersey shore
    As We Bid Farewell to Jersey Shore, a Toast to the Greatest Love of All: Sammi and RonnieTheir love affair follows perfectly all of Cristina Nehring’s rules for true romance
    By Emma Rosenblum
  26. i love the situation
    What If Snooki Were in Street Fighter 2?Well, it would be awesome, of course.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  27. i love the situation
    ‘The Situation’ Finds Himself in Quite the SituationHe was spotted walking around the lobby of a New York City hotel wearing only a bathrobe and jeans.
    By Mark Graham
  28. i love the situation
    Jay Leno Treats the Jersey Shore Cast Like Second-Class CitizensHe’s no Conan O’Brien, that much is certain.
    By Mark Graham
  29. i love the situation
    The Situation Bestows a New Nickname on Conan O’Brien: ‘The Solution’You got a problem, ladies? Well then, Conan’s the Solution!
    By Mark Graham