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  1. jersey shore
    What the Times’s Snook Slam Says About Puff PiecesIn a world full of vapid, self-centered celebrities, have you ever read a meaner profile? What did poor Snooki do to deserve it?
  2. jersey shore
    New Jersey Governor Tries to Pass Off Blame for Jersey Shore Kids to New YorkChris Christie is totally uninvited from chicken-cutlet night.
  3. snookums
    Snooki’s Dad Doesn’t Get Her Appeal“She don’t sing. She don’t dance.”
  4. dumb and dumber
    Vulture’s Stupidest Things of Summer: The Photo AlbumLiLo’s mug shot, Katy Perry’s album cover, ‘Thor’ the pinup, and The Situtation’s family portrait.
  5. tv
    See the Situation’s Beautifully Awkward Family PhotoGTL! Gym, tanning, launder the turtlenecks!
  6. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Cast Strikes Deal, Filming To ResumeAnd no more Angelina!
  7. your dvd calendar
    The DVD Queue: Creepy Green Korean Monsters, and Orange People From Jersey!’The Bong Joon Ho Collection’ and ‘Jersey Shore: Season One Uncensored’ should make for a diverse night by the TV.
  8. labor unrest
    The Situation: Scab?“Mike decided in order to get season 3 done he was going to have to lead the pack and wants to encourage the rest of his cast to follow his lead.”
  9. tv
    Watch the Cast Reel for K-Town, the Asian Jersey ShoreBecause trashiness knows no ethnic bounds.
  10. fist pump!
    Jersey Shore Cast Close To Deal For Big RaiseStrike holding up continuation of season two.
  11. chicken cutlet night
    MTV Already Planning Jersey Shore’s Fourth Season [Updated]They’re offering The Situation up to $45K an episode for his returneth to the ‘Shore.’
  12. dumb and dumber
    Stupidest Things of Summer: More Mel!Though, in fairness, Spencer Pratt already knew.
  13. party chat
    The Situation Has a Message for BP“The oil spill is definitely going to affect beach culture in America for probably a number of years, I would surmise.”
  14. hellivision
    With His First Workout DVD, The Situation Becomes a BrandGTL pays off.
  15. dumb and dumber
    Stupidest Things of Summer: Enter Lohan and Piven!Lindsay Lohan and Jeremy Piven debut, and how long can “Rocket to Uranus” hold on?
  16. chicken cutlet night
    Jersey Shore Cast: Poets AllThey’ve still got it.
  17. dumb and dumber
    Stupidest Things of Summer: Welcome, MelMel Gibson, Chris Brown, and ‘The Last Airbender’ really bring us down.
  18. tv
    See a New Jersey Shore Season-Two TrailerThe GTL-ing returns July 29.
  19. dumb and dumber
    Vulture’s Stupidest Things of Summer: Not Such a Stupid WeekWell, there was Bristol Palin, dirty-talking ‘Shrek’ toys, and Eminem.
  20. parodies
    Jersey Shore Cast Takes On Twilight“Check what happens to my abs in the sunlight.”
  21. dumb and dumber
    Vulture’s Stupidest Things of Summer: An Embarrassment of Riches“Rocket to Uranus” holds on, Ke$ha plummets, and the Situation and ‘Jonah Hex’ debut!
  22. right-click
    Judging by His New Single, The Situation Needs a New CatchphraseBecause having one phrase be both your catchphrase and nickname is both nonsensical and annoying.
  23. tv
    Hear the Situation’s Full Rap Single’Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino graces us with his gift of song.
  24. jersey shore
    Boring Half of Jersey Shore Cast to Maybe Be FiredSecond-season footage of Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, and Angelina has underwhelmed MTV execs.
  25. tv
    Hear the Situation’s New Rap SongIt goes like this: “Whoa, whoa. Situation. Whoa, whoa. Situation.”
  26. Pauly D’s Not One of America’s Best D.J.’s, Say Other D.J.’sBut you didn’t really need them to tell you that.
  27. tv
    Watch the First Ten Minutes of Jersey Shore Season TwoThe GTL-ing must go on.
  28. stds
    Jersey Shore House Full of HerpesBut you already knew that
  29. juiceheads
    Vince Vaughn Must Really Love Jersey ShoreHow else to explain his paying $2,500 to stay the house that Snooki and The Situation once called home?
  30. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Cast to Be Completely Replaced for Season ThreeThe show’s third season will feature an “entirely new cast,” says the casting director.
  31. jersey shore
    Snooki and The Situation Will Co-mingle With New Faces In Season 2Some new blood for ‘Shore”s second season.
  32. name game
    ‘The Situation’ Very Close to Being Known As Mikey ArmsOr Mikey Abs.
  33. tv
    Pauly D Has a Hilariously Nonsensical Jersey Shore Promotion at Baskin RobbinsA promotion so ridiculous it’s brilliant.
  34. books
    Archie & Friends Gets a Jersey Shore MakeoverJughead becomes the Complication.
  35. harsh reality
    VH1’s Lineup to Be Even Less Star-studdedAfter all the good years, VH1 lets Bret Michaels out to pasture.
  36. jersey shore
    MTV Has Nothing to Do With Jersey Shore ‘Imitations’We wouldn’t want to be associated with these knockoffs, either.
  37. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore to Miami Clubs: Give Us Your DignityBut you’ll be on TV!
  38. jersey shore
    Miami Clubs Deny World’s Most Famous Guidos and GuidettesNo beating up the beat allowed in South Beach.
  39. tv
    The Situation and David Wright Star in a Sweaty, Intimate Vitaminwater Ad“Harder, David, harder.”
  40. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Heads Back to Jersey ShoreAfter a brief stop in South Beach, your favorite guidos will return to the original Seaside Heights beach house for more fist-pumping and sausage-eating, MTV just announced.
  41. tv
    See a New Preview for Sunset Daze, a Jersey ShoreSex and the City for Old People“We’re old but we’re not dead!”
  42. tv
    Watch the Jersey Shore Cast Arriving at New Miami House — Angelina IncludedBreaking! The return of the bartender who does great things.
  43. jersey shore
    Be On Jersey Shore 2Think you have what it takes to match wits and tans with Snooki and the Situation on the second season of ‘Jersey Shore’?
  44. tv
    See a Preview of Sunset Daze, a Jersey Shore for the ElderlyBecause old people can be slutty, drunk, and ridiculous, too.
  45. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore’s Cast To Begin Filming Season 2Snooki is under “lockdown,” everyone.
  46. jersey shore
    Two Jersey Shore Cast Members Sign Book DealGym, tan … library?
  47. last night on late night
    Late Night: Toni Collette’s TV TastesPlus pro wrestling and filibusters, on our regular late-night roundup.
  48. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Cast Struggles With Simple Questions On LenoWe prefer them drunk on the dance floor.
  49. i love the situation
    Jersey Shore Meets The Hurt LockerAnyone know the difference between an IED and a GED?
  50. i love the situation
    Joy Behar Probes Into the Prophylactic Practices of the Jersey Shore Cast“It’s really hot water. It takes care of business.”
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