Week in Review: Vulture No Longer ‘Trapped in the Closet’

Looking back on a week in which we hope we didn’t creep you out too much…

R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet may have come to an end, but luckily we found something new to obsess over.

The greatest movie of all time was a hit, but we didn’t understand why until Paul D. spelled it out for us.

J.J. Abrams’s Cloverfield may or may not feature raptors. Who knows!

With role models like this, who needs child-abusing reality television? (We promise to still watch, though.)

We rapped with Bryce Dallas Howard, mumblecore pioneer Joe Swanberg, the guy rewriting Fame, the King of Kong, and some very successful guy who is almost certainly not Judd Apatow.

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go feed our cat some crack.