Michael Phelps.
Photo: ©Taylor Chien/Courtesy of Brides.com
Swimmer and beloved meme Michael Phelps married his longterm girlfriend Nicole Johnson back in June, and Brides magazine has now been kind enough to share a clip from their wedding, which took place at a beach resort in Cabo. I’ve never given much thought to what Michael Phelps’s wedding would look like, but somehow it is exactly as I expected: Pinterest-y seaside strolls, pulsing techno music, Phelps looking like a cool guy in red aviators, and a marital stare-down so intense you’d think Chad le Clos was hiding in the background. Your turn, Lochte.