Sydney Sweeney, Snoop Dogg, and Molly Shannon walk into a mansion. I wish I had a punch line, but this was simply the reality of Paris Hilton’s 44th birthday party this past Saturday. The DJ–reality star–hotel heiress threw a huge bash in her Beverly Hills mansion, complete with a ball pit, a giant cake, and — not to be outdone by Danielle Haim — a guest list that makes you ask, “What do all of these people talk about?”
According to TMZ, Hilton was living it up with Sweeney, Snoop, Shannon, and a few celebs who seem to be at every party: Diplo, Cara Delevingne, Lukas Gage, and Julia Fox. Then the list starts to get a little more odd. Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara were both there to represent Hilton’s own age bracket, while Madelyn Cline, Lele Pons, Bella Thorne, and LISA (the K-pop star) joined Sweeney in the Gen-Z category. Dylan Mulvaney showed up as the night’s premiere influencer, Sia was there because she knows everyone, and Anya Taylor-Joy provided the evening with some prestige. Saving the best for last, Bryan Johnson — that uncanny-looking man who is trying to live forever through biohacking — was also in attendance.
Does Hilton actually know all of these people personally, or is it more that she cast a wide net and ended up being the best party on Saturday night? I’m inclined toward the latter, but I’d love to be wrong. Maybe Hilton is regularly hanging out with the star of Outer Banks and a man who’s spending millions to avoid death. That’s an ideal brunch group if I’ve ever seen one.