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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. let’s go to the mall
    Closing Ceremony Red Carpet - The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival
    Of Course George Lucas Went to See Wicked at the MallGeorge Lucas is a man of the people.
  2. alec baldwin jumpscare
    SNL: Martin Short Inducted into Five Timers ClubScream! Scream for cameos, you greedy little pigs.
  3. the law
    Ashton Kutcher And Danny Masterson Host Fans In Nashville At Tequila Cowboy For A Launch Event For Netflix "The Ranch: Part 3"
    Danny Masterson Appeals Conviction for Sexual AssaultHe is currently serving 30 years to life in prison.
  4. last night on late night
    SNL: Jane Wickline Embodies a Frustrated Sabrina CarpenterWhy will no one question her sexuality?
  5. spinoff showcase
    Beth and Rip’s Excellent Adventure Coming to the Taylor Sheridan-VerseHow does the season 5 finale tee up a sequel show?
  6. the sheridanverse
    Is the Yellowstone Finale for the Season or the Series?The messaging is vague, the spinoffs are spinning, and Instagram is aflutter with farewell posts.
  7. goo
    DC Studios Green-lights Clayface Movie Written by Mike FlanaganWe know when it’s coming out, but not who’s directing it.
  8. party report
    How to Dress Nosferatu’s Rotting, Fabulous Vampire“He was really, basically, a putrid sack.â€
  9. this week in late night
    Borky Won Late Night This WeekPlus Jeremy Strong and Jimmy Kimmel never getting on the same page and a classic showbiz tale from Billy Crystal.
  10. single never
    Selena Gomez Hosts the Second Annual Rare Impact Fund Benefit Supporting Youth Mental Health - Arrivals
    Selena Gomez Is Engaged to Benny BlancoGomez posted her new ring, and a Taco Bell–catered picnic, on Instagram.
  11. casting rumors
    "Gladiator II" New York Special Screening Hosted by GQ and Paramount Pictures
    Ridley Scott Let Paul Mescal’s Next Role SlipHeard of a little band called The Beatles?
  12. awards chatter
    The 2025 Golden Globe NomineesEmilia Pérez leads with ten, and The Substance surprises with five.
  13. the eras era
    Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour - Vancouver, BC
    Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Last Night: Everything That HappenedWhat were the final surprise songs? Was it Post Malone or Jan Malone?
  14. the law
    2018 Roc Nation THE BRUNCH
    Jay-Z Named As Co-Defendant in One of Diddy’s Sexual-Assault LawsuitsJay-Z has responded with an open letter on the Roc Nation Twitter account.
  15. celeb beefs
    Music Midtown 2023
    Why Is Azealia Banks Sending Matty Healy a Cease and Desist?She’s seeking $1 million in damages.
  16. last night on late night
    Trisha Paytas Guests on Saturday Night Live, Y’allWill Ethan Klein honor his verbal contract and cut off his arm?
  17. this week in late night
    After Midnight’s Plan to Fix America Won Late Night This WeekPlus Ralph Fiennes’s Meredith Marks and Kyle Mooney’s return to Kimmel.
  18. coming soon
    Celebrity Sightings In New York - March 24, 2024
    Mr. Chalamet Man, Play a Song for UsBob Dylan acknowledged the film’s existence and praised its leading man; “Timmy†(and Club Chalamet) thanked him with two songs from the soundtrack.
  19. beefs
    NewJeans Announce Termination Of Contract With ADOR Agency
    ADOR Files Lawsuit to Keep NewJeansADOR wants the attention of the Seoul Central District Court.
  20. last night on late night
    Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo Share Their Spotify Wrapped 2024Really, The Doobie Brothers?
  21. hbd
    We Will Always Love You: A GRAMMY Salute To Whitney Houston
    Britney Spears Moves to Mexico to Escape PaparazziA great birthday present to yourself.
  22. something about her
    The Hollywood Reporter's Annual Women In Entertainment Gala Presented By Lifetime - Arrivals
    Would Ariana Madix Ever Cameo on Vanderpump Rules Season 12?Maybe just in sandwich form.
  23. her web connects them all
    The Complete History of Dakota Johnson: Agent of ChaosJohnson and Stephen Colbert did enough tequila shots that CBS had to edit some out: “You can’t get hammered on national television.â€
  24. best of 2024
    The Best Books of 2024The novels and nonfiction that gave us unique perspectives on what it’s like to experience the world in all its sorrow and wonder.
  25. musicals
    "The Devil Wears Prada Musical" Charity Gala Night In Support Of The Elton John Aids Foundation
    Elton John Has Lost His VisionHe told the audience at The Devil Wears Prada premiere that he couldn’t see the show, but he enjoyed hearing it.
  26. obits
    Wayne Northrop
    Days of Our Lives Star Wayne Northrop Dies at 77He was the first actor to play Roman Brady on the long-running soap.
  27. xxxmas
    Sabrina Carpenter Wants Her Stocking Stuffed (by Netflix)A Nonsense Christmas has a runtime that some might call short n’ sweet.
  28. thx
    2024 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rehearsals - Day 2
    Hey Celebs, It’s Turkey-Lurkey TimeHow did Matthew McConaughey, Ariana Madix, and more celebrate?
  29. last night on late night
    James Acaster Is Starting Feuds All Over the PlaceMore specifically, he’s starting them on Late Night With Seth Meyers.
  30. one nation under wings
    TOPSHOT-US-VOTE-POLITICS-HARRIS
    Why Kamala Harris Didn’t Go on Hot Ones or Joe RoganOne was a denial, one was a scheduling issue.
  31. world class sinner
    The Weeknd Performs At Wembley Stadium
    The Weeknd’s Final Album? Everything We KnowHurry Up Tomorrow finally has a release date.
  32. raise your glasses high
    The Vanderpump Rules Cast Says Goodbye to SURAnd why is Lala Kent so calm about it?
  33. coming soon
    Do You Give a Stitch About Live-Action Stitch?It’s … it’s a monster!
  34. tributes
    One Direction Members Honor ‘Our Brother’ Liam PayneZayn Malik dedicated the last song of his first concert since Payne’s death to his former bandmate.
  35. boffo b.o.
    Can Wicked Defy Box Office Records?Can it top Les Mis? Its own budget? Live-action Simba?
  36. box office report card
    Wicked UK premiere - London
    Wicked vs. Gladiator II: Who won Glicked Weekend?Are you not entertained? Or are you holding space for the lyrics of “Defying Gravity�
  37. his mom says he’s cool
    Milhouse Van Houten’s Most Milhouse Lines, RankedIn honor of retiring voice actor Pamela Hayden, let’s revisit all the times Bart’s little wiener friend brought pathetic pathos to The Simpsons.
  38. this week in late night
    Chris Fleming’s Experimental New Play Won Late Night This WeekPlus, quick-change BTS on The Tonight Show and Stephen Colbert and Josh Brolin’s book fight.
  39. coming soon
    2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones - Arrivals
    Podcasters Do Movies Now?Theo Von’s writing, directing, self-producing, and starring in Busboys with David Spade.
  40. my single is dropping
    Kesha Is Hell-Bent for Leather in ‘Joyride’ Music VideoPlus a tease of her next single, “Delusional.â€
  41. vulture festival 2024
    Who Is Filming the Documentary on St. Denis Medical?That’s a problem for season two!
  42. vulture festival 2024
    New York Magazine's Vulture Festival - Day 2
    Kevin Smith Is Getting Closer and Closer to Dogma 2And Ben Affleck and Matt Damon will be guilted into starring, trust.
  43. vulture festival 2024
    The You’re The Worst Burn BookThe reunited cast and creator name-drop the worst LA has to offer.
  44. vulture festival 2024
    Saturday Night Live Was Director School for Julio Torres“We treated every sketch as if they were a little short film.â€
  45. vulture festival 2024
    Mike Myers, King of Catchphrase Comedy, Doesn’t Write Catchphrases Intentionally“Remember ‘Get in my belly?’ That was improv. It wasn’t Ladies and gentleman, my next catchphrase!â€
  46. this week in late night
    Late Night With Seth Meyers Delivers the Best Topical Comedy for This MomentThis week, Seth and his team ran the table while the table was actively on fire.
  47. unretirement plan
    Cameron Diaz Unretires From Acting for an Annie (2014) ReunionShe picks up right where she left off in the new trailer with Jamie Foxx.
  48. hi gay
    Denzel Washington Says His Gay Kiss Was Cut From Gladiator II“I think they got chicken.â€
  49. hot goss
    75th Annual Tony Awards - Arrivals
    76 Blind Items Led the Gossip ParadeWith 110 private IG likes right behind.
  50. my single is dropping
    2020 Breakthrough Prize - Red Carpet
    Mark Zuckerberg Celebrates His Wife With a ‘Get Low’ CoverThe giant statue of her was better.
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