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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. coming soon
    2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones - Arrivals
    Podcasters Do Movies Now?Theo Von’s writing, directing, self-producing, and starring in Busboys with David Spade.
  2. my single is dropping
    Kesha Is Hell-Bent for Leather in ‘Joyride’ Music VideoPlus a tease of her next single, “Delusional.”
  3. xxxmas
    Sabrina Carpenter Wants Her Stocking Stuffed (by Netflix)Chappell Roan is coming home for the holidays in A Nonsense Christmas.
  4. vulture festival 2024
    Who Is Filming the Documentary on St. Denis Medical?That’s a problem for season two!
  5. vulture festival 2024
    New York Magazine's Vulture Festival - Day 2
    Kevin Smith Is Getting Closer and Closer to Dogma 2And Ben Affleck and Matt Damon will be guilted into starring, trust.
  6. vulture festival 2024
    The You’re The Worst Burn BookThe reunited cast and creator name-drop the worst LA has to offer.
  7. vulture festival 2024
    Saturday Night Live Was Director School for Julio Torres“We treated every sketch as if they were a little short film.”
  8. vulture festival 2024
    Mike Myers, King of Catchphrase Comedy, Doesn’t Write Catchphrases Intentionally“Remember ‘Get in my belly?’ That was improv. It wasn’t Ladies and gentleman, my next catchphrase!”
  9. this week in late night
    Late Night With Seth Meyers Delivers the Best Topical Comedy for This MomentThis week, Seth and his team ran the table while the table was actively on fire.
  10. unretirement plan
    Cameron Diaz Unretires From Acting for an Annie (2014) ReunionShe picks up right where she left off in the new trailer with Jamie Foxx.
  11. hi gay
    Denzel Washington Says His Gay Kiss Was Cut From Gladiator II“I think they got chicken.”
  12. hot goss
    75th Annual Tony Awards - Arrivals
    76 Blind Items Led the Gossip ParadeWith 110 private IG likes right behind.
  13. my single is dropping
    2020 Breakthrough Prize - Red Carpet
    Mark Zuckerberg Celebrates His Wife With a ‘Get Low’ CoverThe giant statue of her was better.
  14. yikes
    51st Annual Daytime Emmys Awards - Arrivals
    Dick Van Dyke Cool With Being Dead for Trump Presidency“Fortunately, I won’t be around to experience the four years.”
  15. last night on late night
    Late Night Braces for Trump 2.0How is John Oliver coping? By blaming Katy Perry.
  16. costwatch
    What Happened to John Dutton on Yellowstone?After being primarily absent from season 5, Kevin Costner finally showed up to ship out.
  17. obits
    Writer Dorothy Allison Publishes 'Retour A Cayro'
    Bastard Out of Carolina Author Dorothy Allison Dies at 75She was a voice for poor, rural queer people across the country.
  18. last night on late night
    Saturday Night Live Shifts Red in Post-Trump Election Cold OpenBehold James Austin Johnson’s new Buff Trump.
  19. tributes
    Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles - June 28, 2024
    Rita Ora Pays Tribute to Liam Payne at the MTV EMAs“He brought so much joy to every room he walked into, and he left such a mark on this world.”
  20. open mouths open hearts
    Ariana Grande Was ‘Shaking’ After SNL Kiss With Bowen YangYang apologized for opening his mouth too much during their Saturday night smooch.
  21. q&a
    A Post-Election Smoke Break With Cigfluencers“I’m sure there will be some good, very depressing conversations going on over a cigarette over the next couple of weeks.”
  22. vulture sports
    Breaking - Olympic Games Paris 2024: Day 14
    Australia’s Raygun Retires from Competitive Breaking“I have really put my body through it, put my mind through it. But if that’s not good enough for someone, what can I say?”
  23. best of 2024
    The Best Books of 2024 (So Far)A highly anticipated sequel, a brilliant debut, and nonfiction to linger on.
  24. this is how we win
    Twitter Is Relaxing With Election CounterprogrammingYou know, like anything else.
  25. the internet is forever
    Has Kamala Harris Seen the ‘Road Work Ahead’ Vine?Yeah, I sure hope she has!
  26. cancer
    "Girl From The North Country" Broadway Opening Night
    James Van Der Beek Diagnosed With Colorectal CancerOn Instagram, Van Der Beek said he had to disclose his health status before he was ready, because a tabloid was going to run with the story.
  27. last night on late night
    This Is the Most Important Game of ‘What’s That Name?’ in American HistoryDemocracy is on the line.
  28. run this town
    2024 RBC Brooklyn Half Marathon
    Celebs Are On the Run AgainFrom Jennifer Connelly to multiple citizens of Bachelor Nation, here’s who took on the NYC Marathon.
  29. the internet is forever
    Zut Alors! We Did Not See 2024’s Most Online Costume ComingThe French children’s choir tribute to Serge Gainsbourg took over Halloween.
  30. hi gay
    West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval.
    Twitter Hates Gay Halloween2024’s best pop-culture costumes would kill a puritan.
  31. happy halloween
    The Best Celebrity Costumes of Halloween 2024Including Beyoncé as Betty Davis and Beyoncé as Prince.
  32. reunions
    Did Nick Dorka Join Love Is Blind for the Wrong Reasons?His journal sure makes it seem that way.
  33. my single is dropping
    Anitta Gets a Body Horror Maternity Shoot in The Weeknd’s ‘São Paulo’ VideoWe expect nothing less from the prince of Halloween Horror Nights.
  34. it stinks!
    2024 WWD Honors
    Martha Stewart Pans Her Own Netflix DocumentaryThe cameras angles, the soundtrack, the focus on her trial: it’s a bad thing!
  35. she said yes
    The Prelude To The Olympics: Arrivals At Fondation Louis Vuitton
    Shaun White Pranked Nina Dobrev Into Marrying HimYou think you’re having dinner with Anna Wintour? Sike! It’s just a proposal.
  36. election 2024
    Donald Trump Holds Las Vegas Rally As He Campaigns For President
    Nicky Jam Un-Endorses Donald Trump After Tony Hinchcliffe’s Racist Jokes“Puerto Rico deserves respect.”
  37. spooky scary skeletons
    Do You Know What You’re Referencing This Halloween?Now with costume suggestions for all kinds of throuples.
  38. halloween 2024
    Trisha Paytas Wants You to Invest in a Good WigHalloween costume advice from the internet’s most fanatical cosplayer.
  39. lil timmy tim
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 21, 2024
    Timothée Chalamet Showed Up to the Timothée Chalamet Look-alike ContestHe did not win.
  40. this week in late night
    Queening Out With the Divas of Late Night This WeekFeaturing some inspired matchups.
  41. beauty behind the madhouse
    Who’s Afraid of the Weeknd?Trying to get inside the twisted mind of Abel Tesfaye at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights.
  42. last night on late night
    Breaking: Megan Thee Stallion Is Watching Sex and the City for the First TimeObviously she’s a Samantha … but maybe a bit of a Carrie.
  43. 42? she’s a child
    Are Lacey Chabert and Holly Robinson Peete Too Old to Star in a Hallmark Movie?A new lawsuit claims a Hallmark exec said Lacey Chabert and Holly Robinson Peete were getting too old to find Christmas-themed love.
  44. cancelations
    Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2024
    Cardi B Hospitalized, Cancels ONE MusicFest PerformanceShe has been in the hospital since at least Monday night, which we know from her going Live on Instagram in her hospital bed.
  45. aged beef
    Cheers
    Ted Danson Apologizes to Kelsey Grammer for 30-Year-Old Cheers-Set Feud“I missed out on the last 30 years of Kelsey Grammer, and I feel like it’s my bad.”
  46. spooky scary skeletons
    27 Horror-Comedies That Are Actually FunnyNot to be confused with a comedy about horror subjects or a horror movie with jokes.
  47. last night on late night
    Watch Snoop Dogg Take Over Hosting Duties on WWHLHe filled in because host Andy Cohen had a mouth full of Martha Stewart’s cookies (not a metaphor).
  48. hot goss
    "Pictures From Home" Broadway Opening Night
    What Exactly Does Steve Martin Mean With This Instagram Post?Did Steve Martin hard launch Short ‘n’ Streep?
  49. the couple that slays together
    Paramount+'s "Evil" Special Screening
    Michael Emerson to Join Wife Carrie Preston on Elsbeth Season 2That must have been a fun commute for them.
  50. last night on late night
    Please Don’t Destroy Dive Into SNL Season 50It’s their first sketch of the big anniversary season!
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