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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. on the record
    Emilia Pérez’s Controversial CaminoKarla Sofía Gascón says she “contemplated the unthinkable” in a 12-paragraph statement.
  2. this week in late night
    Polymath Amanda Seyfried Won Late Night This WeekPreemptively against any Joni Mitchell biopic not starring Seyfried.
  3. last night on late night
    How Late Night Addressed Trump’s AddressBon mots from Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and more.
  4. obits
    Space Ghost Coast to Coast Only Worked Because of George LoweThe false front of professionalism sold every absurd joke.
  5. obits
    Bayfront Miami Jazz Festival 2021
    Roy Ayers, Writer of ‘Everybody Loves the Sunshine,’ Dies at 84His songs were sampled by everyone, from Tupac to Björk.
  6. hack the planet
    Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour - Vancouver, BC
    The Hackers Who Stole the Eras TourTwo people have been charged with stealing 900+ tickets and reselling them on StubHub.
  7. snl50
    Lady Gaga Is Method Hosting SNL in New PromoJust singing everything she sees like Randy Newman.
  8. coming soon
    "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" In Conversation With Ben Platt
    World of Wonder Is Making a Documentary About The VivienneDear Viv will premiere later this year on WOW Presents Plus.
  9. news about the news
    TODAY - Season 72
    Tom Llamas Succeeds Lester Holt as Anchor of NBC Nightly NewsHe’ll take over the show some time this summer.
  10. awards szn
    97th Annual Oscars - Show
    Guess How Long Adrien Brody’s Oscars Speech WentSo long he broke a record from 1942.
  11. rumors and nastiness
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - October 21, 2011
    Kourtney Kardashian Is Not a Grandmother, Okay?You are NOT the father. Or a father at all.
  12. callbacks
    Adam Sandler Sure Does Love Saying ‘Chalamet’Calling back to a previous award show monologue during your awards show monologue, it’s unprecedented.
  13. kiss cam
    Oh No, Halle Berry and Adrien Brody Kissed AgainHalle Berry played her Uno reverse card 22 years later.
  14. this week in late night
    Bong Joon Ho’s Mime Work Won Late Night This WeekPlus Jennifer Tilly having a Lucille Bluth moment and Jon Stewart bleeding for us.
  15. tributes
    Heineken Red Star Award Presented to Chad Lowe at the 2007 Sarasota Film Festival
    Gossip Girl Co-stars Pay Tribute to Michelle TrachtenbergIncluding Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, and Chace Crawford.
  16. trump 2.0
    Illuminated Main Gate of Paramount Pictures Studio
    Paramount Rolling Back DEI Initiatives While Seeking Federal Approval for MergerThe news comes as Paramount seeks federal approval for a merger with Skydance.
  17. last night on late night
    Is Elon Musk Going on The Daily Show?Or is this like that time he said he’d donate $6 billion to end world hunger?
  18. say cheese
    After-hours With the Oscars Class of 2025This year’s Academy Award nominees gathered for one more drink and smile before the season’s final showdown.
  19. awards szn
    Can You Believe Jane Fonda Got Political During Her SAG Awards Speech?“This is it, and it’s not a rehearsal,” said the Lifetime Achievement honoree.
  20. awards szn
    2025 Film Independent Spirit Awards - Press Room
    The 2025 Indie Spirit Award WinnersAnora finally gets what she deserves.
  21. survivor 50
    Survivor 42
    Fans Can Vote on How Survivor 50 Is PlayedFans will vote on key gameplay elements like “Idols or No Idols.”
  22. awards szn
    2025 Film Independent Spirit Awards - Show
    Jesse Eisenberg Shouts Out His Favorite Movie Mogul, Emma Stone“I think about her not as my producer, but like a fairy godmother, that I am riding the coattails of her goodwill.”
  23. this week in late night
    Seth Meyers’s Cavalcade of SNL Writers Won Late NightPlus, David Letterman on The Tonight Show and Lizzy Caplan waxing poetic on waxing.
  24. my single is dropping
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Show
    Tate McRae and The Kid Laroi ‘Know Love’Or so they say on their new collab.
  25. the murphyverse
    Uh-oh! 9-1-1’s Athena Grant Is Going on Another CruiseIt’s like the Abbott/Sunny crossover for people who love trash.
  26. me too
    SNL50: The Homecoming Concert
    Olivia Munn Wouldn’t Sign a NDA for a $1 Million SettlementFor problems that arose on a “traumatic” film set around 2017.
  27. coming soon
    82nd Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals
    Martin Scorsese and Dwayne Johnson Team Up on Hawaiian Mob FlickA tag team unprecedented in the history of both cinema and pro wrestling.
  28. coming soon?
    The National Board of Review Annual Awards Gala - Arrivals
    Sgt. Rock Is Not Going to Help Daniel CraigThe actor has reportedly backed out of Luca Guadagnino’s film for DC Studios.
  29. the internet is forever
    Why the Pop World Can’t Shut Up About NachosAs Picasso once said, “Good artists reheat, great artists steal the microwave.”
  30. trailer mix
    Good American Family Dramatizes the ‘Real-Life Orphan’ CaseEllen Pompeo had it so much easier with Zola Grey Shepherd.
  31. what’s wrong with my sewing
    A New Era at Panera: Menu Transformation Launch Party
    Is Anyone at Fault for the Paige DeSorbo–Craig Conover Split?Let’s look at the dates to figure it out.
  32. me too
    "Gangs of New York" World Premiere - After-Party
    Harvey Weinstein Sues Brother Bob for FraudHarvey is alleging fraud and conspiracy.
  33. last night on late night
    John Oliver Calls Elon Musk ‘One of the Worst White Guys’ From South Africa“(Which is really saying something).”
  34. tributes
    Why Aubrey Plaza Was Wearing Tie-Dye at SNL50It was her first public appearance since the death of her husband, director Jeff Baena.
  35. snl50
    Robert Goulet Joins ‘The Lawrence Welk Show’ on SNL50Do we now ship Robert Goulet and Dooneese?
  36. box office report card
    Captain America: Brave New World Hulks Out at the Box OfficeDisney won’t be sending Kevin Feige to The Raft just yet.
  37. coming soon
    "Bridgerton" Season 3 - Part Two - Special Screening – Arrivals
    Benedict Bridgerton’s Ho Phase Is Coming to a ClosePeek through your masquerade mask at season four.
  38. the stage!
    2025 Warner Bros. Television Press Day
    The Pitt Is Basically a Musical“The way we do trauma scenes is like so intensely rehearsed. It is a dance, it is choreography.”
  39. feud: kardashians
    Kim Kardashian Will Practice Law (on a Ryan Murphy Show)Kim Kardashian has been spotted filming a beachside wedding (and a post-breakup Lemonade homage).
  40. bravolebrities
    Us Weekly And Pluto TV's 2024 Reality TV Stars Of The Year
    Teddi Mellencamp Undergoing Treatment for Multiple Brain Tumors“It’s a hard day but I have faith and amazing surgeons and know everything will be ok,” she wrote on IG stories.
  41. coming soon
    The Cameron Boyce Foundation's Cam For A Cause 3rd Annual Gala - Arrivals
    Taylor Lautner to Cash in on Twilight Renaissance With Werewolf ShowWhere the hell has he been, loca? The answer will shock you.
  42. go birds
    Super Bowl LIX: Kansas City Chiefs v Philadelphia Eagles
    All the Celebrities at Super Bowl LIXLotta famous Eagles fans, apparently.
  43. super bowl lix
    Super Bowl LVIX Pregame & Apple Music Super Bowl LVIX Halftime Show Press Conference
    Kendrick Lamar Had to Do ItGet entire Super Bowl yelling “A-MINOR!”
  44. squad game
    Taylor Swift Kept the Squad Small at Super Bowl LIXNo Blake Lively, but yes three Haim sisters.
  45. party report
    2025 Warner Bros. Television Press Day
    The Pitt Is a ‘Totally Different Acting Exercise’ for Noah Wyle“I haven’t even thought about similarities or differences to the other character.”
  46. vulture sports betting
    Super Bowl LVIII - San Francisco 49ers v Kansas City Chiefs
    Predicting the Celebrities in Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl SquadWho’s on the guest list if this game turns into an engagement party?
  47. this week in late night
    Kieran Culkin’s Tonight Show Audition Won Late Night This WeekAll the late-night shows should have guests hosts, but only Kimmel has the balls to do it.
  48. last night on late night
    Drew Barrymore Is Pretty Sure Martha Stewart Likes Her“She doesn’t dislike me!”
  49. explainers
    James Gunn’s Superman Tied Up in Super LawsuitIs U.K. copyright law Warner Bros. Discovery’s kryptonite?
  50. our robot overlords
    The Brutalist’s AI Controversy, ExplainedAdrien Brody says there was “no technology implemented that takes work from people.”
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