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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. ladies and gentlemen…
    The Weeknd Squashed His Beef With the GrammysAbel Tesfaye has been boycotting the event since 2021.
  2. most wanted
    Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Wins Album of the Year Grammy AwardTaking home three wins in total.
  3. awards chatter
    67th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals
    Kanye West and Bianca Censori Flashed Through the GrammysThey got in, she got naked, they got out.
  4. this week in late night
    Seth Meyers’s Stirred Manhattan Won Late Night This WeekPerfect segment. No notes.
  5. career mode
    WWE 2K Is Coming to Mobile, Thanks to NetflixCM Punk announced the collab Thursday morning.
  6. front-facing comedy
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - January 28, 2025
    That Friend Who’s Getting a TV ShowFrom TikTok to audiobook to TV show, Sabrina Brier is That Friend.
  7. culture wars
    Disney Presents "Capitán América: Brave New World" Press Conference In Madrid
    It’s No Fun Promoting Captain America: Brave New WorldAnthony Mackie is having to define “America” at an especially weird, bad time to do that.
  8. coming not-so-soon
    Prix Fitzgerald At Hotel Belles Rives 2023
    Everything We Know About Quentin Tarantino’s Canceled Film, The Movie CriticHe’s got a good excuse for why it’s taking so long.
  9. voice acting
    Rebecca Hall Nailed the Role of Linda Rosenkrantz (Thanks to Linda Rosenkrantz)Hey, it beats AI.
  10. god-like
    Chloë Sevigny Loved David Lynch for His ‘Focus on Female Characters’The cast and crew of Magic Farm geek out on David Lynch.
  11. kiss and make up
    Tom Basden Would Reunite the Smiths If He CouldIt would be easier to bring half of the Beatles back to life.
  12. fancasts
    2025 Sundance Film Festival - "Bubble & Squeak" Premiere
    Dave Franco Knows Who He Looks LikeAnd its alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin Luigi Mangione.
  13. last night on late night
    Chalamet Goes Electric on SNLObscure pulls to make Nardwuar proud.
  14. this week in late night
    Jimmy Kimmel Vamping Won Late Night This WeekPlus Jesse Eisenberg’s anti-charm and a comedy-bud reunion on After Midnight.
  15. a little help from my friends
    The RHS Chelsea Flower Show - Press Day
    Judi Dench Says She Can’t Go Out Alone AnymoreDue to her macular degenerative loss of eyesight.
  16. it ends with lawsuits
    Celebrity Sightings In Jersey City - January 12, 2024
    Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Request Gag Order Against Justin Baldoni’s LawyerLeaks to the media, they end with us.
  17. 2025 inauguration
    The Inauguration Of Donald J. Trump As The 47th President
    Here’s Who the Internet Said Melania Trump Looked Like at the InaugurationIs she more like the Benadryl Hat Man or Judge Doom? You decide.
  18. we are so back
    The Best TikToks About TikTok Getting BannedWe are so back, and yet it still feels so over.
  19. last night on late night
    Dave Chappelle Asks Trump to ‘Do Better’ in SNL MonologueIt was the longest monologue in Saturday Night Live history.
  20. tik tok ban
    In this photo illustration, an Instagram logo seen displayed
    Now Instagram Is Coming for CapCutThe new app drops March 15.
  21. faustian bargains
    Illustrations Of TikTok And Xiaohongshu (RedNote) App
    TikTok Is Back (For Now)TikTok is back (?) for now (???) thanks to Trump (????).
  22. a damn fine man
    THE CLEVELAND SHOW, (from left): Cleveland Brown, Cleveland Brown Jr., Gus the bartender (guest voi
    Think You’ve Seen All of David Lynch’s Work? Think Again.Bet you haven’t watched all 22 episodes of him on The Cleveland Show, have you?
  23. this week in late night
    Seth Meyers Repaying His Debts Won Late Night This WeekPlus, Roy Wood Jr. embedding with firefighters in Compton and Julia Stiles learning who Robbie Williams is.
  24. take that
    A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of Everything That Happens in Better ManThe Robbie Williams biopic may not be the best movie of the year, but it certainly is the most movie.
  25. hot goss
    75th Annual Tony Awards - Arrivals
    76 Blind Items Led the Gossip ParadeHugh Jackman and Sutton Foster, sitting in a car, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
  26. last night on late night
    Watch Jimmy Kimmel’s First Monologue Back Amid Los Angeles WildfiresHe interviewed emerging folk hero Steve Guttenberg.
  27. world class sinner
    The Weeknd Performs At Wembley Stadium
    The Weeknd’s Final Album? Everything We KnowHurry Up Tomorrow has been delayed because of the California wildfires. It will now debut January 31.
  28. supremely online
    In this photo illustration, the Xiaohongshu app, a Chinese
    Everyone’s Downloading a New Chinese Social Media App Before the TikTok BanAnd they’re doing it purely out of spite.
  29. i do
    "Better Man" - Grand Rex Special Screening
    Robbie Williams Officiates Marriage at Better Man Screening“It’s not legally-binding, but it’s legally-binding in your heart.”
  30. coming soon
    Paul Feig Does A Simple Favor By Confirming Sequel’s Coming SoonMore suits, more gin martinis, coming sooner than you think!
  31. this week in late night
    Goofing Through the Trauma Won Late Night This Week“My house burned down. I can tell jokes about this.”
  32. ai sucks
    MoviePass App As Company Makes It Harder To See Movies
    Former MoviePass CEO Pleads Guilty to Securities FraudTheodore Farnsworth lied to investors and participated in “AI washing,” per the DOJ.
  33. 2025 preview
    30 Books We Can’t Wait to Read in 2025In uncertain times, we look to our sharpest writers.
  34. celebrity engagements?
    82nd Annual Golden Globe Awards - Arrivals
    Zendaya and Tom Holland Are So EngagedSources confirmed that big ol’ rock is the big ol’ rock.
  35. golden globes 2025
    Seth Rogen Will Always Speak His Mind at an Awards ShowHe didn’t care for the camera angles for presenters.
  36. mr and mrsbeast
    MrBeast Celebrates The Premiere Of New Prime Video Competition Series “Beast Games” At A Content Creator Special Screening
    MrBeast Is Now MrFiancéSoon they will be Mr and MrsBeast.
  37. vulture sports
    Everything That Happened at the Beyoncé Christmas Halftime ShowWho cameoed, what songs did she sing, and what’s happening January 14?
  38. slivmas
    Celebs Are Cozy at ChristmastimePaul McCartney was also cozy for Hanukkah.
  39. coming soon
    Happy Gilmore 2 Gets a Release YearNetflix dropped a teaser trailer just before the first night of Hanukkah.
  40. obits
    "Gibson Through The Lens" At The New Sunset Marquis Hotel And Villas - Arrivals
    Music Producer Richard Perry Dies at 82He produced “You’re so Vain” for Carly Simon and Nilsson Schmilsson for Harry Nilsson.
  41. sisters
    "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" Cast and Tokio Hotel Visit MTV's
    Don’t Mess With The Sisterhood of the Traveling PantsAmerica Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn, and Alexis Bledel issued a joint statement of support for Blake Lively amid the It Ends With Us lawsuit.
  42. let’s go to the mall
    Closing Ceremony Red Carpet - The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival
    Of Course George Lucas Went to See Wicked at the MallGeorge Lucas is a man of the people.
  43. alec baldwin jumpscare
    SNL: Martin Short Inducted into Five Timers ClubScream! Scream for cameos, you greedy little pigs.
  44. the law
    Ashton Kutcher And Danny Masterson Host Fans In Nashville At Tequila Cowboy For A Launch Event For Netflix "The Ranch: Part 3"
    Danny Masterson Appeals Conviction for Sexual AssaultHe is currently serving 30 years to life in prison.
  45. last night on late night
    SNL: Jane Wickline Embodies a Frustrated Sabrina CarpenterWhy will no one question her sexuality?
  46. spinoff showcase
    Beth and Rip’s Excellent Adventure Coming to the Taylor Sheridan-VerseHow does the season 5 finale tee up a sequel show?
  47. the sheridanverse
    Is the Yellowstone Finale for the Season or the Series?The messaging is vague, the spinoffs are spinning, and Instagram is aflutter with farewell posts.
  48. goo
    DC Studios Green-lights Clayface Movie Written by Mike FlanaganWe know when it’s coming out, but not who’s directing it.
  49. party report
    How to Dress Nosferatu’s Rotting, Fabulous Vampire“He was really, basically, a putrid sack.”
  50. this week in late night
    Borky Won Late Night This WeekPlus Jeremy Strong and Jimmy Kimmel never getting on the same page and a classic showbiz tale from Billy Crystal.
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