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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. tributes
    One Direction Members Honor ‘Our Brother’ Liam Payne“I feel so fortunate I got to see him recently,” Niall Horan wrote.
  2. coming soon
    Fran Drescher to Play Timothée Chalamet’s Mom in Marty SupremeEverything we know about the first solo effort by Josh Safdie.
  3. box office report card
    Terrifier 3 Wins Box Office Battle of the Killer ClownsAudiences say Art the Clown > Arthur Fleck.
  4. obits
    Rapper and FDNY Firefighter Ka Dies at 52He self-released nine critically acclaimed albums starting in 2008.
  5. my single is dropping
    Billboard Women In Music 2016 - Inside
    Kesha and Charli XCX Bring ‘Spring Breakers’ into BratumnDoes that just leave “Hello goodbye” to remix? Get Ringo on the phone.
  6. coming soon
    The Waving Beatles
    Martin Scorsese Is Producing a New Beatles DocumentaryBeatles ’64 will come to Disney+ November 29, just in time for noncontroversial family viewing during the holidays.
  7. i don’t think so honey
    Mariah Carey - Live In Sao Paulo
    Mariah Carey Wants to Help Us See the LightDeath to overhead lighting, long live lamps!
  8. bumbaclarts
    Liam Gallagher Didn’t Love that SNL Oasis Sketch“Are they meant to be comedians?”
  9. trailer mix
    A Martha Stewart Documentary: It’s a Good ThingMartha comes to Netflix October 30, in some anti-Halloween counterprogramming.
  10. her web connects them all
    The Complete History of Dakota Johnson: Agent of ChaosJohnson’s chaos has infected the friendly skies, as R-rated Daddio was played on every screen of a Quantas flight, and couldn’t be changed.
  11. liberté egalité emilé
    Top Level Summit In Paris
    Emmanuel Macron: France Will ‘Fight Hard’ to Bring Emily Back to Paris“Emily in Paris in Rome doesn’t make sense.”
  12. coming soon
    "Big Little Lies" FYC
    Everything We Know About Big Little Lies Season 3How much bigger can those lies get?
  13. coming soon
    Celebrity Sightings In New York - March 24, 2024
    Mr. Chalamet Man, Play a Song For UsTimothée Chalamet shows off his BDE (Bob Dylan energy) in the new trailer for James Mangold’s musical biopic.
  14. amas 2024
    American Music Awards 50th Anniversary Special - Performances
    Watch Stray Kids Honor ‘N Sync at the American Music Awards 50th AnniversaryFrom “Bye Bye Bye” into “Chk Chk Boom.” Basically a Deadpool & Wolverine medley.
  15. equal air time
    Alex Cooper Invited Trump on Call Her Daddy, TooTo talk reproductive rights. So far he’s a no-show.
  16. hear us out
    The Lonely Island Have a Really Good Investment Opportunity for YouIn a brand new Digital Short.
  17. this week in late night
    Ta-Nehisi Coates’s Compassion Won Late Night This WeekPlus wig work on WWHL and Roy Wood Jr. standing up on his new show.
  18. rawt in hell
    Fantasy Lab Las Vegas' Midnight Dreams Immersive Experience Debut
    Were Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright Ever Legally Married?Cartwright confirms that “paperwork is hard for some people.”
  19. gators
    Reading Festival 2024 - Day Two
    Did Lana Del Rey Get Married to an Alligator-Boat Captain?In the Instagram comments section, LDR called Jeremy Dufrene “the one and only” for her. “And amazing. And we’re very happy.”
  20. he could have killed him
    Will Smith’s Fart Allegedly Halted Production on Men in Black for 3 HoursBarry Sonnenfeld told a tale of a toot.
  21. the law
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 12, 2024
    Sabrina Carpenter Owns Her Connection to Eric Adams’s IndictmentIt all goes back to the “Feather” music video.
  22. tributes
    Nashville Songwriters 50th Anniversary - Concert
    Kris Kristofferson Remembered by Reba McEntire, Barbra Streisand, and MoreFans fondly recalled him standing up for Sinéad O’Connor, while Barbra Streisand remembered first seeing him at the Troubador.
  23. obits
    Kris Kristofferson Concert In Drammen
    Outlaw Country Star Kris Kristofferson Dies at 88From writing “Me and Bobby McGee” to acting opposite Barbra Streisand, to voicing a character in Fallout: New Vegas.
  24. snl 50
    Bowen Yang’s Charli XCX Gets Political on SNLhunter biden’s laptop: brat
  25. this week in late night
    The Tragicomedy of Andy Samberg Won Late Night This WeekWhether it’s Earnest Andy or Silly Andy, it’s TV gold.
  26. big beefy boys
    Quiz: Do You Know Your Reacher From Your Tracker?It’s hard out here for conventionally attractive white men in tight T-shirts.
  27. totally bugging
    SZA Is Tired of Not Being a BugShe came to Hot Ones with a face full of prosthetics.
  28. coming soon
    Absolut 100 VMA Party hosted by 50 Cent
    50 Cent Brings Diddy Sex Trafficking Doc to Netflix50 first announced the project in December 2023, when only 4 plaintiffs had filed against Diddy for sexual abuse.
  29. coming soon
    Jack Antonoff Helped Margaret Qualley Book Happy Gilmore 2First Kelce, now Qualley. Is Taylor Swift’s entire squad in this flick?
  30. everybaby’s in la
    Hermes SS25 Men's Show at Palais d'Iena
    John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Welcome Baby Number 2Méi June Mulaney was born September 14.
  31. me too
    Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 04, 2024
    Emily Ratajkowski Draws Parallels Between Monsters and Diddy Trial“I think we need to have a conversation about male sexual assault.”
  32. coming soon
    "Bridgerton" Season 3 - Part Two - Special Screening – Arrivals
    Benedict Bridgerton’s Ho Phase Is Coming to a CloseYerin Ha will make a gentleman out of him.
  33. this week in late night
    Stephen Colbert’s Worst Pun Was the Best Thing on Late Night This WeekAlso Zayn Malik’s mime work on The Tonight Show and Ms. Pat’s sit-down stand-up on Late Night.
  34. it wasn’t paradise
    All the Semi-Salacious Non-Scandals in The Third Gilmore GirlDid anyone think a memoir by Kelly Bishop would be anything but classy?
  35. dramaturgically
    Release the Frog Cut of The ApprenticeWe could have had another “not a musical” musical in awards consideration this year!
  36. acceptance speeches
    76th Primetime Emmy Awards - Press Room
    Lamorne Morris Shouted Out Robert Downey Jr. (While Beating Him for an Emmy)Update: It’s a Tropic Thunder poster — Vulture can confirm.
  37. emmys 2024
    Shōgun Breaks Records With 18 Emmy Wins for One SeasonIncluding Outstanding Drama Series and both Lead Actor and Actress in a Drama Series.
  38. for all the dogs
    They Tried to Play Off a Dead Dog at the EmmysJohn Oliver started to say something “silly,” but did he?
  39. the law
    2002 Billboard Music Awards - Press Room
    Cher Ends Bid to Become Court-Appointed Conservator of Her SonAlmost nine months after she made the initial request.
  40. this week in late night
    Jimmy Kimmel’s Deep Roster of Impressionists Won Late Night This WeekAlso Kevin Hart’s “Day Drinking” segment and Jimmy Fallon dying repeatedly.
  41. happy birthday
    The Twilight Saga’s Renesmee Cullen Is Old Enough to VoteThree questions for the Cullens as the 2024 election approaches.
  42. acceptance speeches
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Show
    Chappell Roan Breaks Out Her Journal for VMAs Best New Artist SpeechPlus a shout-out to all the Midwest queers: “I see you. I understand you, because I’m one of you.”
  43. my single is dropping
    Life Is Beautiful 2023 - Day 2 - Performance
    Kendrick Lamar Shocks World by Not Torching Drake on New SongWell … there are some Drake disses, but it’s not the main content.
  44. gird your loins
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals
    Chappell Roan Explains Why She Yelled at a Red-Carpet Photographer“I think for someone who gets a lot of anxiety around people yelling at you, the carpet is horrifying.”
  45. support the girls
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Show
    Flavor Flav Supports His Girls at the 2024 VMAsJordan Chiles now has a necklace the Olympics can never take away.
  46. coming soon
    Coca Cola and Pepsi, the leaders of the soft drinks market,
    Steven Spielberg’s Latest War Movie? Pepsi vs. CokeSorry, we’re all out of Coke movies. Is a Pepsi movie okay?
  47. throwbacks
    2024 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals
    Pop Girls of Today Reference Their Elders on VMAs Red CarpetThrowback looks from Sabrina Carpenter, Tate McRae, GloRilla, and Addison Rae.
  48. emmys 2024
    76th Creative Arts Emmys - Winner's Walk
    All the Winners (and EGOTs) of the Creative Arts EmmysIf you weren’t on Shōgun or the “Fishes” episode of The Bear, you might as well have stayed home. Oh, except Pasek and Paul; they EGOTed.
  49. egot watch
    "Dear Evan Hansen" At Noel Coward Theatre - Photocall
    Benj Pasek and Justin Paul EGOT With OMITBMore like EEGGOOTT (because there’s two of them).
  50. spooky season
    Why Is the Internet Starting Spooky Season Early?Lewis the Target Jack-O-Lantern has a partner now, a skeleton named Bruce.
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