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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. development hell
    "Frank Miller: American Genius" - Neil Gaiman and Frank Miller in conversation at NY Preview ahead of June 10 theatrical event
    Disney Pauses The Graveyard Book Movie Amid Neil Gaiman Assault AllegationsSo far five women have come forward.
  2. brainstorming
    "Queer" Red Carpet - The 81st Venice International Film Festival
    Which DC Superhero Should Luca Guadagnino Adapt?From Challengers to challenging the sexless norms of comic book movies.
  3. objection!
    Rare treasures in the Leopoldina Library
    The Internet Archive Loses Copyright Suit With HachetteThe website’s National Emergency Library program was found to be in violation of copyright law.
  4. o-town
    "Babygirl" Red Carpet - The 81st Venice International Film Festival
    The 2024 Venice International Film Festival Standing-O-MeterPeople can “be adults in the room” and applaud Queer for 590 seconds.
  5. wig
    Hey, Why Did Glenn Close Say That?Why does she say the things she says? Wear the wigs she wears?
  6. vulture sports
    TODAY - Season 73
    Netflix’s Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Who Ate More Hot Dogs?Both men beat their personal records.
  7. we’ll get it in post
    The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" - Arrivals
    The Stars of Queer Discuss Sex Scene ADRLuca was like, “Can you do noises?” I was like, “Okay.”
  8. trailer mix
    2073 Presents the Slow Creep to ApocalypseThe fiction-documentary hybrid premiered out of competition at Venice.
  9. indefinite hiatus
    Opening Night of Adele in Munich
    Adele Taking an Extended Break After Las Vegas ResidencyMore like goodbye from the other side.
  10. no <3
    81th Mostra del Cinema di Venezia 2024
    George Clooney Says Reports of his Wolfs Salary Have Been Greatly ExaggeratedClooney to NYT: Nuh-uh!
  11. fall preview 2024
    27 Books We Can’t Wait to Read This FallNew reads that capture the three seasons of autumn: back-to-school, spooky, and election.
  12. molto bene
    A24 Can Host Luca Guadagnino’s QueerLikely place for it to be.
  13. tales from the criterion closet
    Winona Ryder Has Her Afterlife All Picked OutIf we’re talking Hirokazu Kore-eda’s After Life rules.
  14. rawt in hell
    2023 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Winners Walk
    We’ll See Jax Taylor Served With Divorce Papers on The Valley Season TwoLive by the reality-TV edit, die by the reality-TV edit.
  15. king of the paramountain
    Edgar Bronfman Jr. Drops His $6 Billion Bet on ParamountFuboTV chairperson’s counteroffer was officially rescinded.
  16. britpop
    The Gallagher Brothers At The Albert Hall
    Oasis Tease a Reunion on Social MediaThe band posted a short teaser video on social media.
  17. box office report card
    The Crow Reboot Is DOAThe film flopped onto the number 8 spot in its first weekend.
  18. whale juice
    Arlington National Cemetery Hosts Remembrance Honoring the Life & Legacy of Robert F. Kennedy
    Thank You, Bennifer Divorce, For Giving Us One More RFK Jr. Dead Animal StoryKick Kennedy’s childhood was, uhhh, unique.
  19. this week in late night
    Detective Extraordinaire Jenna Ortega Won Late Night This WeekPlus, Conner O’Malley’s reunion with Seth Meyers and Jason Schwartzman getting his ear pierced.
  20. the eras tour
    Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour - London, UK
    Taylor Swift Says Canceling Vienna Shows Over Terror Plot Was ‘Devastating’Swift said the foiled terror plot left her with “a new sense of fear.”
  21. tw: sa
    Don’t Blink During Blink Twice Trigger WarningFor depictions of sexual violence.
  22. vulture quiz
    Is This Quiz Goth?Everything — celebrities, diseases, French fries — is either goth, punk, or metal. Can you tell the difference?
  23. obits
    17th Annual Newport Beach Film Festival - "Stevie D" Premiere
    The Godfather Part II and Full House Star John Aprea DiesAprea had parts in two decade-spanning familial sagas.
  24. charts (taylor’s version)
    Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan Race to Top of Album ChartIt’s Swift’s 15th week at number one, and the highest Roan has gotten so far.
  25. obits
    FRANCE-CANNES-FILM-FESTIVAL
    Alain Delon, Icon of the French New Wave, Dead at 88Delon starred in the tabloids almost as much as in films of the nouvelle vague.
  26. this week in late night
    Amber Ruffin’s 3-Week Recap Won Late Night This WeekPlus Ben Schwartz on The Tonight Show and Jimmy Kimmel Live! being a health-care hero.
  27. tributes
    Fans Remember Gena Rowlands for So Much More Than The NotebookSocial media saw tributes from Carrie Coon, Danny DeVito, and more.
  28. pr crisis
    It Ends With Us Stars Respond to Fan BacklashBlake Lively made a statement on Instagram stories; Justin Baldoni’s Wayfarer Studios partnered with a domestic violence nonprofit.
  29. sponcon
    Charli XCX Lands the Big Laneige AccountFirst Obama’s summer playlist, now this!
  30. break the internet
    Long Exposure Photo of White Carousel Horse on A Spinning Carousel With The Lights In The Background Blurred With The Motion of The Carousel. Florida, United States of America
    Everything We Know About the Goofy Carousel Horse From We Live in TimeVulture has reached out to reps for director John Crowley, Film London, and The Carousel Museum in Bristol, CT to get to the bottom of this.
  31. obits
    Famous Amos
    Cookie Magnate Wally ‘Famous’ Amos, Dead at 88From managing Simon & Garfunkel to selling chocolate chips on the Sunset Strip.
  32. obits
    Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences' 7th Annual Governors Awards - Show
    Gena Rowlands, Star of Gloria and The Notebook, Dies at 94From Peyton Place to Opening Night to The Notebook, Rowlands left an indelible mark on acting and independent cinema.
  33. separate the art from the artist
    Los Angeles Premiere Of Amazon MGM Studios' "Blink Twice" - Arrivals
    Zoë Kravitz Knows Good Movies Can Come From Bad People“What are we supposed to do, get rid of America?”
  34. dad stuff
    Comedian Portraits at the Ice House Comedy Club - Pasadena, CA
    Rob Schneider Addresses Daughter Elle King’s CalloutRob Schneider talked about his failings as a father on the Tucker Carlson Network.
  35. last night on late night
    The Las Culturistas Boys Have Plans to Fix RHONJPivot to a ghost hunting show? Why not?
  36. the festival circuit
    Outside Lands Music Festival 2024
    Sabrina Carpenter and Kacey Musgraves Slay Boots at Outside LandsTheir boots are made for walking, even if Musgraves was just in heels.
  37. d23 dispatch
    "Percy Jackson And The Olympians" UK Premiere – Arrivals
    Set Sail for Percy Jackson and the Olympians Season 2Dan Diemer will play Percy’s half-brother, Tyson.
  38. back to school
    Variety Comic-Con Studio, Presented by Google TV - Day 2
    Quinta Brunson Says Fans Want Longer Seasons of Abbott ElementaryAbbott intends on delivering. The show goes back into production for season 4 Monday.
  39. sequelitis
    Disney Entertainment Showcase At D23
    Avatar: Fire and Ash, Moana 2, and More of the Biggest Movies Out of D23 2024Frozen 4! Incredibles 3!
  40. d23 dispatch
    SeriesFest: Season 10 Soirée
    The Cast of Grey’s Anatomy Will Never Forget Their First TimesIn surgery, you sickos.
  41. coming soon
    Live Action Lilo & Stitch Says ‘Aloha’ to Their Stitch at D23He made his big screen debut at D23.
  42. d23 dispatch
    Toy Story Creators on Pixar’s Scrappy, DIY Roots“Some of the support staff, they would make food a home and bring it in to feed everyone.”
  43. hiiiiiiyah!
    ABC's "The Queen Family Singalong"
    Miss Piggy Doesn’t Think Frank Oz Deserves to Be a Disney LegendGive Miss Piggy her flowers — more specifically, her Disney Legend status.
  44. trailer mix
    Saturday Night Live Cast
    Everybody Playing Everybody in Saturday NightSaturday Night (f.k.a. SNL 1975) has a trailer, and, wait who is Sammy Fableman playing?
  45. mother may i
    2023 Video Music Awards - Backstage
    Sabrina Carpenter Didn’t Ask Taylor Swift’s Permission to Star in Skims AdWho’s Taylor Swift? She’s sart of like a normal porson.
  46. feud: kardashians
    Kim Kardashian Will Practice Law (on a Ryan Murphy Show)Ryan Murphy regulars Sarah Paulson, Niecy Nash-Betts, and Naomi Watts have joined the cast, as has Teyana Taylor.
  47. dr. vulture
    “Young Woman And The Sea" UK Gala Screening - Arrivals
    Daisy Ridley Diagnosed With Graves’ DiseaseAt first she thought the symptoms were just fallout from a difficult role.
  48. boffo b.o.
    Deadpool & Wolverine World Premiere
    Deadpool & Wolverine: Bigger Than JesusThe third Deadpool movie has become the biggest R-rated movie of all time, out-earning The Passion of The Christ in its second week of release.
  49. cigfluencing
    Prelude To The Olympics : Arrivals At Fondation Louis Vuitton
    Rosalía Knew Just What to Get Charli XCX for her BirthdaySay it with smokes.
  50. this week in late night
    The Top-10 Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest HostsRanked by how badly we want them to have a show of their own.
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