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  1. snooki monster
    Snooki, Professional WrestlerSnooks appeared on ‘WWE Raw,’ with predictably ridiculous results.
    By Willa Paskin
  2. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Dog Torture, Facials, and FightingA slow, meandering episode ends with the return of the SamRon battles
    By Melissa and Paul Starke
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    Jersey Shore Recap: The Cheese Hides AloneA night of horrific sights and sounds concludes with Mike being fooled into thinking his hookup smells Parmesany.
    By Melissa and Paul Starke
  4. clickables
    See Snooki Straddling a ‘Space Rocket’ on the Rolling Stone CoverIt looks like a bomb, though.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  5. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Punk’d Drunk LoveIn retaliation for their marshmallow shenanigans, the Situation sends Deena and Snooki on an unannounced trip across the river.
    By Melissa and Paul Starke
  6. clickables
    Read Excerpts From the Instant Children’s Classic Snooki in WonderlandTravel away to a magical world where caterpillars drink Ron Ron Juice.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  7. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Blood, Poo, and TearsThis week, it’s basically a recrap.
    By Melissa and Paul Starke
  8. ratings
    Jersey Shore Continues to Kill It in the RatingsIt’s outdoing ‘Idol’ in the demo.
    By Josef Adalian
  9. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Breakups and Smash-UpsTonight’s show was awesome, especially if you like near-domestic violence with people standing by and doing nothing!
    By Melissa and Paul Starke
  10. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki’s in Love, at Least Until DinnerSammi and Ron, however, enjoy being in hate.
    By Paul Starke and Melissa Starke
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    Jersey Shore Recap: If It’s Thursday, Someone Must Be Getting PunchedSammi hitting Ron, some analingus, and dogs watching roomies have sex. What didn’t this episode have?
    By Paul Starke and Melissa Starke
  12. breaking
    Jersey Shore to Film Its Fourth Season in ItalyAmerica, meet your new ambassadors.
    By Mike Vilensky
  13. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Romance Is Not DeadWith Snooki out of jail, she takes a hard look at her own drinking, and she and JWOWW take a longer look at love. Or the ‘Jersey Shore’ equivalent.
    By Paul Starke and Melissa Starke
  14. clickables
    Enjoy the Lost Artwork of a Pre–Jersey Shore JWOWWJWOWW: big ‘Family Guy’ fan.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  15. clickables
    Watch That Crazy Bill O’Reilly Producer Harass Snooki for the CamerasDon’t they know she’s a McCain fan?
    By Amanda Dobbins
  16. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki Fought the Law and the Law WonAfter defying the laws of etiquette by sticking her butt in a fridge, Snooki discovers she can’t defy Jersey’s laws.
    By Paul Starke and Melissa Starke
  17. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Hiding (Among Other Things) in a BushThis week’s dirty filthy dozen includes Snooki’s act of camouflage, Ron and Sammi’s trip to church, and an aborted threesome.
    By Paul Starke and Melissa Starke
  18. clickables
    See Another Set of Very Tiny, Adorable Jersey Shore WannabesWrong, but cute.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  19. clickables
    Watch an 11-Year-Old Get Snooki-fied by the Woman Herself“You’re never too young to look bangin’.”
    By Amanda Dobbins
  20. clickables
    Watch Snooki Give Matt Lauer a Vocabulary Lesson“A weenis is not what you think it is.”
    By Amanda Dobbins
  21. clickables
    Watch Snooki and JWOWW’s View Parody, With Amazing Joy Behar ImpressionsAnd the Snooki vs. Joy Behar war begins.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  22. ratings
    Jersey Shore Premiere: MTV’s Biggest Telecast EverThe ratings never stop with this one.
    By Kyle Buchanan
  23. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Let the Punching Begin!The twelve key moments from the season premiere, from the vibrator conversation to “I’m a walking holiday.”
    By Paul Starke and Melissa Starke
  24. chat room
    Jersey Shore’s D.J. Pauly D Will Never, Ever, Play Angelina’s Rap Single“I’d lose the whole dance floor. I’d get booed off the stage.”
    By Michael Rispoli
  25. talk
    How Do You Feel About More Jersey Shore: Excited or Disgusted?Juicehead gorillas! GTL! Grenades! Other catchphrases!
  26. books
    Snooki’s Novel Contains at Least One Sentence That Reads, ‘A Fart Slipped Out’’A Shore Thing’ is bound to be a riveting work.
    By Willa Paskin
  27. awful things
    Snooki’s NYE Ball Drop Exiled From Times Square“You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out, which is exactly what has happened to MTV and Snooki.”
    By Amos Barshad
  28. pickup lines
    Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Gets a SpinoffSorry, Snooki, he beat you.
    By Willa Paskin
  29. clickables
    See Jersey Shore Vinny’s Old Spice Guy ParodyLook at your fake eyelashes, now back to him.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  30. clickables
    Watch an Extended Trailer for Jersey Shore Season ThreeNow with the Snooki arrest!
    By Amanda Dobbins
  31. The Real Snooki Meets the SNL SnookiApparently, SNL’s Bobby Moynihan will be participating in MTV’s Snooki-themed New Year’s Eve show, and here’s the proof: two poofs for the […]
    By Adam Frucci
  32. clickables
    See the Two-Person Snooki ConventionThe poof is back!
    By Amanda Dobbins
  33. clickables
    Watch the Trailer for Jersey Shore, Season 3It has Snooki falling, so there’s that.
    By Kyle Buchanan
  34. clickables
    See Jersey Shore’s Vinny, Sammi, and Ronnie on When I Was 17Vinny tells a truly tragic story about his “real deal” pet shark.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  35. guidettes
    JWOWW Penning Advice Book for Young LadiesBased on self-help classic ‘The Rules.’
    By Mike Vilensky
  36. clickables
    Watch the Jersey Shore Kids Teach Barbara Walters the Meaning of ‘Smush’Use it in a sentence, Barbara.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  37. clickables
    See the Official Artist’s Rendering of Snooki’s Ball-Drop ContraptionIt will look as tacky as you’d imagined.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  38. snooki monster
    Snooki Will Get Dropped in a Ball to Celebrate New Year’sAnd be dropped on Times Square.
    By Willa Paskin
  39. jersey shore
    The Situation Is Lonely“Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very lonely.”
    By Kyle Buchanan
  40. clickables
    Hear the Full Version of Jersey Shore Angelina’s Abrasive RapNow with a Casio Keyboard dance break.
    By Amanda Dobbins
  41. clickables
    Hear Angelina From Jersey Shore’s Nasal Rap SingleSayeth Angelina to the fake people: “I’m hot.”
    By Amanda Dobbins
  42. clickables
    See Canada’s Multiethnic Answer to Jersey Shore’Lake Shore’ is sizzling (says its sizzle reel).
    By Amanda Dobbins
  43. tv
    MTV Apologizes for Transphobic Jersey Shore Reunion Segment“The segment in question was certainly not meant to be insensitive, but in retrospect we realize that it was offensive to some viewers.”
    By Kyle Buchanan
  44. clickables
    Learn How to Paint a Snooki PumpkinYou’ll need tacky glue, classy hoop earrings, and the patience to withstand dozens of unfunny Smashing Pumpkins jokes.
    By Brian Raftery
  45. clickables
    Check Out a Gay-Rights PSA From Jersey Shore’s VinnyThe ‘Jersey Shore’ star and thinking-man’s guido filmed a video for MTV’s “A Thin Line” campaign.
    By Brian Raftery
  46. vinny guadagnino
    Jersey Shore’s Vinny Is Serious About ActingHe got a guest spot on ‘The Hard Times of RJ Berger.’
    By Mike Vilensky
  47. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: Quoth the Crow, ‘This Sucked’“When I’m not hanging out with you, I don’t want to do anything else.”
    By Edith Zimmerman
  48. jersey shore
    Jersey Shore Season Three Premieres January 6Back so soon!
    By Amos Barshad
  49. overnights
    Jersey Shore Recap: ‘Usually You Don’t Have Sex With Your Big Brother’“She looks so good, she looks like the ultimate stripper.”
    By Edith Zimmerman
  50. South Park Makes Snooki Look Like Even More of a MonsterSouth Park’s episode taking on Jersey Shore aired last night, and hoo boy, they were not kind to Snooki. Luckily, she seems to be OK with it.
    By Adam Frucci
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