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Robert Pattinson

  1. quote machine
    Kristen Stewart Treated Dakota Fanning Like a LadyPlus: Gerard Butler used to get laid way more.
    By Edith Zimmerman
  2. trailer mix
    Twilight Saga: Eclipse Trailer: Bite MeThe trailer you’ve been waiting nearly 24 hours for has finally arrived!
    By Lane Brown
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    OMG, Ten Seconds of Footage From The Twilight Saga: Eclipse!Kristen Stewart is not allowed to speak.
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    Vanessa Williams Probably Not Getting an Audition for Miss Congeniality 3Plus: Ricky Gervais is keeping his money.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Hurt Locker 2 to Feature All-New CastPlus: Matt Damon basically just freeloading.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Colin Farrell No Fan of SelfPlus: Billy Corgan is so modest.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Nobody Wants to See Robert Pattinson NakedAlso, Gerard Butler does not love jam.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Acting in New Russell Crowe Movie As Dangerous As Being Russell Crowe’s Hotel ClerkPlus: Opie displeased with probable obituary headline.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Matt Damon’s Mustache Is Just a First DraftPlus: Undressing scene in new Miley Cyrus is totally tasteful, Bret Michaels assures us.
    By Edith Zimmerman
  10. spoilers
    So, What’s the Surprise Ending of Robert Pattinson’s Remember Me Anyway?Caution: Major spoilers!
    By Lane Brown
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    Kate Winslet Knows What You’re Doing in Her BathroomPlus: Adam Lambert no fan of crappy Rolling Stones covers.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Jake Gyllenhaal to Do His Bare-Chested Sword Fighting in Closed-Toe FootwearPlus: Johnny Depp makes own children cry.
    By Edith Zimmerman
  13. Trailer for Third Twilight Film to Play Before Pattinson’s Other MovieMarch 12 will essentially be a national holiday for teenage girls.
    By Josh Duboff
  14. movies
    In Case You Missed It: The Robert Pattinson Human PillowOut of stock.
    By Edith Zimmerman
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    Robert Pattinson Really Hates VaginasPlus: Prepare yourself for ‘SHARKTOPUS’!
    By Edith Zimmerman
  16. vampires
    Twilight Cast to Be Paid VeryWell for Fifth MovieThere are still no deals in place to bring back any of the principals past a fourth movie.
    By Lane Brown
  17. last night on late night
    Late Night: Letterman Hits on Regis’s WifePlus Robert Pattinson hates Valentine’s Day on our regular late-night roundup.
    By Dan Duray
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    Megan Fox a Better Actress Than No-Talents Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood, Says Mickey RourkePlus: Liam Gallagher “not having anyone with ginger hair making music.”
    By Edith Zimmerman
  19. the industry
    Sean Penn and Robert Pattinson to Join the Circus?Plus: Rob Marshall! Steven Spielberg! Danny Boyle!
    By Adam K. Raymond
  20. kudos
    An Oscar Producer Panics: What If Robert Pattinson Isn’t Available on March 7?“Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn’t avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?”
    By Lane Brown
  21. vampires
    Bryce Dallas Howard on Robert Pattinson’s HygieneRobert Pattinson: “Oh, I have to go to the dentist.”
    By Jada Yuan
  22. vampires
    We Found Out Why Robert Pattinson SmellsIt’s to mess with the paparazzi!
    By Bennett Marcus
  23. the industry
    Uma Thurman to Show Rob Pattinson Around ParisPlus: Steven Spielberg and Stephen King unite!
    By Adam K. Raymond
  24. trailer mix
    The Real Trailer for Robert Pattinson’s Next Movie, Remember MeThis one is made by movie professionals.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  25. vampires
    David Edelstein On the Slowed-Down Pace of New Moon“Weitz’s compositions have no spark, though, and his pacing is so flaccid that you’re going to need the electricity of a live, first-weekend audience to stay charged up.”
    By Mark Graham
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    Bill Nighy Refuses to Do Shakespeare Without Access to a Righteous Pair of Leather PantsPlus: Jack White bags on Santana!
    By Emma Pearse
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    Carla Gugino Is Desperate for Some Legitimately Sexy Porn to Come Her WayPlus: Do Alec Baldwin’s love scenes with Meryl Streep in ‘It’s Complicated’ match up to his with Kim Basinger?
    By Emma Pearse
  28. vampires
    Twilight Threesome Headed for Jimmy Kimmel Live!This ought to be the perfect remedy for your ‘New Moon’ comedown.
    By Mark Graham
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    John Lithgow’s Nudity an Inspiration to AllPlus: Robert Pattinson’s jump-roping ability impugned.
    By Emma Pearse
  30. bel ami
    Can Nicole Kidman Really Say No to Starring In an Erotic Thriller With Robert Pattinson?And what if said erotic thriller were produced by King Midas himself, Simon Fuller, the man behind ‘American Idol’ and the Spice Girls?
    By Zeke Turner
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    George Clooney Impugns Friend’s Mustache-Growing AbilityPlus: Robert Pattinson on his limitations.
    By Emma Pearse
  32. vampires
    Twilight Producers Weren’t Convinced That Robert Pattinson Was Vampire-Heartthrob MaterialWhat a bunch of idiots!
    By Mark Graham
  33. vampires
    Those Vampires Just Won’t Go AwayDoes anyone have some garlic?
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Rod Stewart to Spare Us More Rod Stewart SongsPlus: Taylor Swift makes funny noises.
    By Emma Pearse
  35. The Twilight Saga: New Moon Cast, Coming to a Hot Topic Near YouLet’s go to the mall, everybody!
    By Lindsay Robertson
  36. fan fiction
    A Peek Inside the Shadowy World of Twilight Fan FictionLike almost everything, it’s just like ‘Fight Club’!
    By Lindsay Robertson
  37. vampires
    Ben Gibbard Made an Honorary Vampire in Death Cab’s Twilight VideoZooey Deschanel was probably wise to make new husband Ben Gibbard put a ring on it when she did.
    By Lane Brown
  38. vampires
    New Robert Pattinson Documentary to Save the EconomyU.K. video distributor Revolver has picked up ‘Robsessed,’ a documentary about ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson.
    By Lane Brown
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    Jay-Z Reports Back From Weirdest-Ever Coldplay ConcertAlso, Stephen Colbert: Dumb.
    By Emma Pearse
  40. trailer mix
    The Full New Moon Trailer Takes Us to Vampire Law SchoolIt’s like totally Shakespearean.
    By Lindsay Robertson
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    It’s Never Too Late for Will.I.Am to Be Bad at Another ThingPlus: Robert Pattinson to play woman.
    By Emma Pearse
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    Don Draper Nearly Sired Dawson LeeryRobert Pattinson: smelly.
    By Lane Brown
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    Paul Giamatti Happy to Be Plan BPlus: Charlene Yi on her stupid ‘Knocked Up’ performance.
    By Emma Pearse
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    Busty Clairvoyant Has the Hots for Edward CullenPlus: David Johansen finally admits what we’ve known all along.
    By Emma Pearse
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    That Wasn’t Tracy Morgan You Saw Last NightPlus: Ryan Reynolds no fan of sex scenes.
    By Emma Pearse
  46. tube junkie
    Jimmy Fallon Reveals Fake Radcliffe-Pattinson YouTube FeudVampires vs. Wizards!
    By Lindsay Robertson
  47. vampires
    Robert Pattinson Acts, SmokesRobert Pattinson is currently in Washington Square Park shooting a movie and giving himself lung cancer.
    By Lane Brown
  48. the industry
    Lisa Kudrow, Patricia Clarkson, and Thomas Haden Church Get an APlus: Mary-Kate Olsen, Patrick Swayze, and Black Panthers.
    By Amos Barshad
  49. vampires
    Twilight Mania Shows No Signs of Slowing DownThanks to vampires, the MTV Movie Awards posted their highest ratings in five years.
    By Mark Graham
  50. trailer mix
    Twilight 2: Taylor Lautner Has Restless Chest SyndromeStep aside, Jackman!
    By Mark Graham
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