Us Weekly has a fashion exposé on Suri Cruise, who sources say “hates jeans and favors dresses.” She also reportedly carries an $850 Ferragamo bag. When we were tots we only wanted to wear dresses, too, and paparazzi weren’t stalking us when we played four square. Also, if we were spawn of TomKat we’d expect nothing less than an $850 purse for our diamond-encrusted sandbox shovels. [Us]