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Angelina Jolie’s Leg Gives J.Lo’s Nipple a Run for Its Money

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It is ON.
It is ON. Photo: ABC, Ethan Miller/Getty Images

Last night’s Oscars outfits — or rather, the body parts they bared — spawned two Twitter feeds. First up: @AngiesRightLeg, whose tweets consist of boring but persistent proclamations like, “Hey, I’m right here!” and “Look at me!” Then there’s @JLosNipple, which lags far behind Angie in followers (2,455 to Angie’s 15,882) but undoubtedly exceeds her in pizzazz (metaphors abound!). And while JLosNipple is openly competitive with AngiesRightLeg (“You’re lucky you’re TV friendly … and have Brad Pitt. Sigh, life of a boob”), the latter refuses to even acknowledge the former’s presence. Typical.

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