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Sorry, You Can’t Make Cara Delevingne Brand Products

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As it turns out, Cara Delevingne is plotting world domination. British Vogue writes the 20-year-old model “recently registered her own company, Cara & Co — for which her father, Charles Delevingne, is listed as co-director.” And the Sunday Times (via the Telegraph) adds Cara trademarked her own name and a range of products, including “perfumes, handbags and nail files … umbrellas, key rings, and perhaps more peculiarly — walking sticks.”

It’s not so peculiar when you think about it. Apparently, Cara Delevingne (TM) has asked her nightclub comrade Rihanna to turn her into a pop star. And look at Rihanna in 2007:

Baby steps. Photo: Scott Gries/Getty Images

Cara Delevingne (TM) should also trademark crutches.

You Can’t Make Cara Delevingne Brand Products