
Actress Kristen Bell gave birth to her first child this week, a daughter whom she and fiancé Dax Shepard have elected to call “Lincoln.” They could have done much worse, even within the category of former U.S. presidents. From least to most girlhood-dooming:
10. Harding
9. Polk
8. Van Buren
7. Taft
6. Cleveland
5. Garfield
4. Johnson
3. Madison
2. Bush
1. Hoover
Welcome, Lincoln!