
A Pop Sugar headline provides today’s exercise in rapidly modified expectations: “EXCLUSIVE: Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry Hook Up” (wait for it) “For a Concert in LA.”
Previously in Perry-Pattinson dating rumors with a weak finish: “Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry Crash” (wait for it) “a Wedding Rehearsal.”
To answer your questions about the concert: Björk, “punky leather miniskirt,” “left separately.”