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Billionaire bridezilla turned honeymoonster Sean Parker swore up and down his Big Sur wedding was neither medieval/Game of Thrones–themed, nor environmentally destructive. But in the Vanity Fair wedding photo exclusive, I spy: a cathedral made out of twigs, a waistcoat in goldenrod velvet, Allison Williams gone full Ren Faire, Sean Lennon in Mad Hatter accessories, Olivia Munn with a rabbit, a pig on a spit, and other premodern fare, flower crowns and animal pelts everywhere. I’m not saying there was a theme, but if there was, Sting’s jeans definitely violated it. And, hey, I thought Parker said “no pop stars“?