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Kate Winslet gave birth to a nine-pound baby human in Sussex, England, on December 7. Both the baby boy and mother are “doing great,” according to a spokesperson. This is Winslet’s third child and the first for the baby’s father, Ned Rocknroll, whose name Winslet elected not to take. No word on which last name this 3-day-old will get. Babies do love getting rocked to sleep, but kids love to have non-bonkers last names, so it’s a toss-up. Winsleroll sounds like something British and fancy, so the portmanteau is another good option.