The Fug Girls Are Live-Blogging the Oscars Red Carpet

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At last, the crown jewel of awards season has arrived: The Oscars are tonight, and the red carpet — as always — is everyone’s last chance either to redeem themselves, go out on a high note, or trip and fall flat on their fashion-faces (or their face-faces, we suppose, which would be more fun).

In the next three whopping hours of celebrity pageantry, we’ll finally find out how amazing Lupita Nyong’o will look (merely great, or balls-out breathtaking); or, on the flip side, whether Dior will talk Jennifer Lawrence into wearing something completely hideous or let her escape with something only mostly hideous. What will Jared Leto do with his hair? Will Cate Blanchett lull us into loving something that would be insane on anyone else? Will someone finally crack under the pressure and beat the mani-cam to death with a stiletto? Break out the boxed wine and join us for the red-carpet live blog.

Plus, click through our slideshow of all the looks on the red carpet, updated constantly throughout the night.

The Fug Girls Live-Blog the 2014 Oscars Red Carpet

(03/02/2014)

  

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5:30	The Fug Girls:  And here we are! This is going to be a monster three-hour long red carpet, but the good news is that the rain JUST stopped. We'll see if holds out for the entire red carpet...fingers crossed that it does not. (Is that mean?) Sunday March 2, 2014 5:30 The Fug Girls

5:34

The Fug Girls:  Ryan is wearing a white suit with a cream jacket, which is an interesting look for him. Giuliana is yapping on about something called E!'s Fashion Turn, which I guess is the new 360. Interestingly, there is apparently no tent on the red carpet which is a VERY BOLD CHOICE for the Oscars event planners. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:34 The Fug Girls

5:39	The Fug Girls:  Ross is wearing a suit jacket that appears to made of wallpaper. This is somehow not at all surprising. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:39 The Fug Girls

5:41	[Comment From KristyKristy: ]  The new camera looks like one of those airport screening booths. JUST what celebs want to go into at the Oscars Sunday March 2, 2014 5:41 Kristy

5:42	The Fug Girls:  You can tell none of the celebs want to show up this crazy early for the red carpet because Ryan is talking to Wolfgang Puck about chicken pot pies. They are wearing Dior. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:42 The Fug Girls

5:48	The Fug Girls:  (The pot pies are not really wearing Dior. They are wearing ceramic ramekins.) Sunday March 2, 2014 5:48 The Fug Girls

5:50	[Comment From CindyCindy: ]  They could be Dior ramekins. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:50 Cindy

5:51

The Fug Girls:  Yes, we here are talking about ramekins. This is what happens when no one wants to show up at the Oscars like seven hours early. G and Ryan are just talking about Giuliana's show; Ryan admits that he thought it was going to be super annoying when she first started working on it. (A paraphrase.) Sunday March 2, 2014 5:51 The Fug Girls

5:51	[Comment From TrixieTrixie: ]  I feel like Giuliana is wearing very fancy mold... Sunday March 2, 2014 5:51 Trixie

5:53

The Fug Girls:  Now Giuliana and Ryan are playing a parlor game wherein Seacrest is showing G pictures of celebs (with their faces blurred) with their mothers and making her guess who they are. Ryan has literally never been this bored. He's explaining to G the proportions of his mother's paella. We are not making this up. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:53 The Fug Girls

5:54	[Comment From AdrieleAdriele: ]  Ryan is so bored he can't even stand up straight. He's ACTUALLY leaning on something. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:54 Adriele

5:58	The Fug Girls:  And it's time for our Annual Oscars Red Carpet Complaint About Ross Mathews. He's hanging out with Kelly, who has not touched up her roots. Kelly. It's the Oscars. Get a freaking touch-up, babe. Sunday March 2, 2014 5:58 The Fug Girls

6:00	The Fug Girls:  We can't wait until this jaunty E! background music slowly drives us insane over the next six hours or however long this this is going to be. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:00 The Fug Girls

6:03	[Comment From AjayAjay: ]  Jaunty music means I can ignore the screen and get some work done. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:03 Ajay

6:03	[Comment From JessJess: ]  Over on the Canadian coverage, you can see Seacrest in the background giving some VERY worried eyebrows Sunday March 2, 2014 6:03 Jess

6:04	The Fug Girls:  We suspect that E! is running as many commercials as humanly possible right now, because literally zero celebrities want to show up at a rain-drenched red carpet this insanely early. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:04 The Fug Girls

6:05	[Comment From Pardi GrasPardi Gras: ]  My favorite thing about the Fashion Turn will undoubtedly be the undisguised disdain with which many of the celebrities will treat it. I'm looking at you, Cate Blanchett. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:05 Pardi Gras

6:06	[Comment From CelinaCelina: ]  So far, this is just an extremely fancy weather report. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:06 Celina

6:07	[Comment From BenBen: ]  So, can we all agree that Tara & Johnny should be taking Ross & Kelly's jobs very, very soon? Because Ross & Kelly are the worst. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:07 Ben

6:08	The Fug Girls:  Tara and Johnny are on Access Hollywood tonight! We're going to check in with them later. Here's hoping they're both dressed as Oscar statuettes. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:08 The Fug Girls

6:11	[Comment From ProlixityProlixity: ]  What if they threw a red carpet and nobody came? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:11 Prolixity

6:12	[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  So, who is going to take the coveted "Olivia Wilde first-on-the-carpet" award this year? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:12 Amy

6:12	The Fug Girls:  Rumor has it, Ireland Baldwin is the first "celeb" on the red carpet, which feels TOTALLY TRUE, right? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:12 The Fug Girls

6:14	The Fug Girls:  And we have Viola Davis in an emerald green -- a REAL celeb -- Escada. "I put it on. It fit," she says, as a way of explaining how she picked her look for the evening. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:14 The Fug Girls

6:14	[Comment From KateKate: ]  Seacrest has never been so happy. Praise be Viola Davis. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:14 Kate

6:15	The Fug Girls:  Liza Minnelli has an electric blue tunic, plants, no bra (!!) and a matching blue streak in her bangs! It is AN AMAZING THING. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:15 The Fug Girls

6:17	The Fug Girls:  Kelly's roots are as bad as mine are -- this is Jessica -- and I am at home in a wine cardigan celebrating A Night of 1000 Chips. COME ON. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:17 The Fug Girls

6:19

The Fug Girls:  Ryan has Portia de Rossi, who is wearing a Naeem Khan that rather looks like it took inspiration from a doily. Liza just, like, squeezed past in the back. This is a very tight set-up for E! (because of the rain?), which makes us worry that someone is going to knock someone else into a camera. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:19 The Fug Girls

6:20	[Comment From AnnieAnnie: ]  Forty-five minutes in, and E! is breaking down Cheno's ensemble. You can see the sweat beading on Kelly's and Ross's respective brows. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:20 Annie

6:21	[Comment From TimTim: ]  My favourite part is always the people lurking in the background, hoping to get into the frame. Practicing their best 'stage faces'. This is where photo-bombing was born! Sunday March 2, 2014 6:21 Tim

6:24	[Comment From ElizabethElizabeth: ]  I realize that was a typo, but I really want Liza to show up in plants. Or ANYBODY to show up in plants. Is Juliette Lewis showing up to this shindig tonight? She'd be game. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:24 Elizabeth

6:25	The Fug Girls:  Kristen Chenoweth is showing off her art-deco gold Cavalli, and something about it looks like it's made of foil. Not HIDEOUS foil, but still foil. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:25 The Fug Girls

6:26	The Fug Girls:  We're getting an overhead look at Anna Kendrick, and we are wrinkling ourselves stupid trying to figure out what's happening with the front of her dress -- there are mesh portions, a red swipe, some skin... Hopefully Ryan will corral her. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:26 The Fug Girls

6:29	The Fug Girls:  Amy Adams appears to be in navy (it's reportedly Gucci) with some folds over the bodice, and it's very sleek and simple from what we can tell. It's not cleavage-baring; apparently after the Globes she hustled to put away her Americans. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:29 The Fug Girls

6:31	[Comment From YasminYasmin: ]  The way Kristin Chenowitch just stared at the Somalia. Pirate. Y'all better rewind and GIF that. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:31 Yasmin

6:32

The Fug Girls:  Right as Kelly and Ross talk about Chrissy Teigen, they show her standing on the red carpet checking her phone and yanking up the bodice. The dress seems lovely, though -- black with a pink floral detail, potentially. Get her in your 360 cam, y'all. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:32 The Fug Girls

6:34	The Fug Girls:  Idina Menzel's huge ballgown is not very flattering and the bodice makes her boobs look like an infinity symbol. So, an ad for REVENGE, basically, which I guess IS appropriate since the Oscars are on ABC. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:34 The Fug Girls

6:34	The Fug Girls:  Dax Shepherd just said (joked?) that he started the day in a Donna Martin Graduates shirt, which means he's officially the person at the Oscars who would understand us the best. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:34 The Fug Girls

6:35	[Comment From KayleKayle: ]  Idina Menzel's necklace looks like a Clare's prom special. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:35 Kayle

6:36	The Fug Girls:  We just found out Tara and Johnny's stuff won't air until tomorrow, which makes sense, and yet we are devastated that it removes an excuse to turn away from E! Sunday March 2, 2014 6:36 The Fug Girls

6:38	[Comment From JuliaJulia: ]  Lump ita was just on ABC- it's light blue & plunging & she's got a headband.... Sunday March 2, 2014 6:38 Julia

6:40

The Fug Girls:  Olivia Wilde looks great in a black high-necked gown with some black and white interest in the back. Jason Sudeikis is showing the rundown sheet for the award he's presenting, which is interesting, and he appears to understand it about as well as we do, which is: Wha? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:40 The Fug Girls

6:42	The Fug Girls:  There is something so bizarre about listening to Chiwetel Ejiofor say meaningful things about Solomon Northup, set to E's jazzy elevator music and with a bunch of confused looking people dragging their quarries around in the background. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:42 The Fug Girls

6:44	The Fug Girls:  Chiwetel Ejiofor's sister who works for CNN is now delivering a lovely taped message to him (even though she is also THERE) and it's so nice and sweet and yet we kind of need to MOVE ON. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:44 The Fug Girls

6:45

The Fug Girls:  They are making Ryan do the Mani-Cam and he must be REALLY UNHAPPY about that. He doesn't even appear that interested in how to work it. He is with Amy Adams, who has on fabulous earrings and her navy dress is stunningly fitted to her. There are flaps on the hips that would be tough on 98 percent of bodies but not on hers. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:45 The Fug Girls

6:47

The Fug Girls:  E! is doing a lousy job covering the clothes. They aren't panning down ANY dresses at all. It's like they've never done this before -- if quarters are tight because of the rain, then FIGURE IT OUT. Waiting for Kelly and Ross to yap about their 360 cam is not enough. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:47 The Fug Girls

6:47

The Fug Girls:  Kellan Lutz is there with Olga Kurylenko. Are they dating -- or "dating" -- now? That seems like an ... interesting choice. For both of them. Not sure how one goes from being seen with Miley Cyrus to being seen with Olga, but maybe he's just a fascinating lad. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:47 The Fug Girls

6:49

The Fug Girls:  They just showed Lupita getting fluffed out by her limo. We don't dislike it her Prada as much as we expected to based on the reactions so far: it's certainly graceful and empirically pretty. We wish she'd dealt with the deep neckline by putting on a necklace that hit her right at the center of her sternum, maybe, and ditched the twee headband. Our jury is still out on the color, as well, but she's worn so many jewel tones this season that we understand her wanting to go a different direction. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:49 The Fug Girls

6:50	The Fug Girls:  Lupita Nyong'o IS the only woman Prada has dressed tonight, supposedly, although the brand did a lot of men. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:50 The Fug Girls

6:50	The Fug Girls:  Pharrell is wearing tuxedo SHORTS. OF COURSE. We enjoy that his sense of occasion is always slightly left of center. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:50 The Fug Girls

6:51	[Comment From RachelRachel: ]  They'll pan down for bare shins! Sunday March 2, 2014 6:51 Rachel

6:52	The Fug Girls:  And indeed, they basically made Pharrell back away so they could show the whole thing, but have done that with nobody else. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:52 The Fug Girls

6:52

The Fug Girls:  The issue seems to be that the Dolby (is that its name now?) event setup doesn't allow for as much space as other awards shows, and the only camera angles E! can get are mid-shots or angled from above. That is a problem somebody at E! should be addressing WITH the Kodak, right? This is all part of the theater of the show, and it ought to be done well. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:52 The Fug Girls

6:54

The Fug Girls:  Laura Dern is saying very nice things about her father Bruce, and all we can wonder is whether Julia Roberts will skip the red carpet so as to avoid discussing Recent Events. Which would be completely understandable; surely she doesn't want to get asked about that tonight. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:54 The Fug Girls

6:55	[Comment From HelenaHelena: ]  Little Lord Pharellroy Sunday March 2, 2014 6:55 Helena

6:55	[Comment From SandraSandra: ]  Which Recent Events?? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:55 Sandra

6:55	The Fug Girls:  The suicide of her sister. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:55 The Fug Girls

6:56	[Comment From FumiFumi: ]  No Man Bun for Jared Leto... I repeat no man bun! Sunday March 2, 2014 6:56 Fumi

6:56	[Comment From SarahSarah: ]  is the lack-of-pan thing with the camera because cate blanchett called them out on it?? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:56 Sarah

6:57

The Fug Girls:  We hope not. Frankly, we think that was an overreaction on her part. You are given the clothes for free in most cases (certainly she must have been), and this is a long-standing part of the pageantry. Just let them look at your pretty dress that you were given in the hopes that you'd show it off with a name-drop and a smile, eh? Sunday March 2, 2014 6:57 The Fug Girls

6:58	The Fug Girls:  Julie Delpy is in what looks slightly like a sparkly belted caftan. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:58 The Fug Girls

6:58	[Comment From KateKate: ]  So is Giuliana actually contagious? Her role tonight is fascinating me. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:58 Kate

6:59	The Fug Girls:  They never have her on the carpet for the Oscars because they don't have enough room, I think -- E! only seems to have one spot on the carpet, not two as at others. Sunday March 2, 2014 6:59 The Fug Girls

7:01	The Fug Girls:  Lupita is talking to Ryan now and her face is SO GOOD. But we stand by not =liking her dress as much as other people do, and also our assessment that the headband is dumb. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:01 The Fug Girls

7:02	The Fug Girls:  Lupita says the blue of her gown reminds her of Nairobi, as "a little bit of home." Aw. We think the problem is that she set the bar so high with adventurous stuff that this feels like a letdown even when it's not actually objectively bad? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:02 The Fug Girls

7:04

The Fug Girls:  We just got another eyeful of Anna Kendrick's dress and WOW. Kelly and Ross are drooling all over it and it's TERRIBLE. But Naomi Watts looks marvelous -- it's a beaded white column with a nifty necklace, which we believe she just said was Calvin Klein, and her lipstick is the most perfect red. Two years in a row she sticks the Oscars landing. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:04 The Fug Girls

7:04	[Comment From RachelRachel: ]  The necklace is Bulgari. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:04 Rachel

7:05	The Fug Girls:  June Squibb is in emerald green, which delights us. It's Tadashi Shoji, made for her, and it's got sequins and beading and she is ALSO wearing lipstick, so WAY TO GO, Squibb, you've beaten many of the younger pups at the game. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:05 The Fug Girls

7:06	[Comment From jessiejessie: ]  Tyson Beckford flirting with June Squibb is giving me life Sunday March 2, 2014 7:06 jessie

7:06

The Fug Girls:  Jared Leto is also now talking to June Squibb and we desperately hope he hits on her -- and, HA, he just said, "Put the rumors to rest, we are indeed dating." Between this and Emilia Clarke from the SAGs, it's not a red carpet with Jared Leto if he's not making eyes at someone, right? E! could be like his dating service. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:06 The Fug Girls

7:07	The Fug Girls:  Leto has a red bow tie on with his cream jacket and white shirt -- the latter two together are not always our favorite look, but the red tie is dapper. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:07 The Fug Girls

7:15	The Fug Girls:  And here is everyone's boyfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, looking as dapper as you want him to be. Ryan asks if he'd work with Brad Pitt again and Benedict (a) already is and (b) would not say no even if he hated Brad Pitt with a fiery passion. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:15 The Fug Girls

7:15	[Comment From ErinErin: ]  Thank goodness Cumberbatch's hair is back to its natural gingery goodness. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:15 Erin

7:16	The Fug Girls:  Kevin Spacey is classic in a navy blue tux. Did you know that he EPed "Captain Phillips"? We didn't. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:16 The Fug Girls

7:18	[Comment From StaceyStacey: ]  Does anyone think Ryan is making the mani-cam even more awk than usual? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:18 Stacey

7:19	The Fug Girls:  Jessica Biel looks fine in Chanel Couture, and she's always much nicer on camera than we imagine she will be; Bette Midler is wearing Reem Acra. "She was nice enough to make it IN MY SIZE." Sunday March 2, 2014 7:19 The Fug Girls

7:20	The Fug Girls:  Bette is SO charming about a HIDEOUS dress she wore in the 80s, and tweeted out. She even made a First Wives reference. She's a kick. Let's all go get a drink with her, right? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:20 The Fug Girls

7:22	The Fug Girls:  Sally was squirrelly as hell with Ryan just now, but her dress was potentially Not Terrible; Sarah Paulson's hair is a darker color now, and it actually looks great in Elie Saab. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:22 The Fug Girls

7:22	[Comment From KikiKiki: ]  j law just tripped and fell on the e online stream... two for two? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:22 Kiki

7:22	The Fug Girls:  Someone please just hold onto Jennifer's arm from now on, okay? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:22 The Fug Girls

7:23	The Fug Girls:  And here's Cate Blanchett. She's wearing the fancy ballgown version of Britney's nude boa constrictor catsuit. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:23 The Fug Girls

7:24	[Comment From ErinErin: ]  I must have Cate's earrings though! Sunday March 2, 2014 7:24 Erin

7:24	The Fug Girls:  Agreed! Her earrings are major. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:24 The Fug Girls

7:27	[Comment From MelissaMelissa: ]  Now, now. Boa constrictor and nude catsuit were two separate occasions. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:27 Melissa

7:28	The Fug Girls:  We are DEEPLY SHAMED to have confabulated two Britney outfits, y'all. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:28 The Fug Girls

7:32	The Fug Girls:  Camilla Alves looks VERY dramatic in a pink gown with a HUGE SLEEVE/CAPE item. To see it, and everything else, check out The Cut's slideshow. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:32 The Fug Girls

7:35

The Fug Girls:  We are divided on Jennifer Lawrence's red Dior frock here at GFY HQ. She tells Lara Spencer on ABC that she's practiced walking it it, and Lara nicely does not point out that she's already fallen in it AGAIN. Does Jennifer Lawrence need a walking coach? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:35 The Fug Girls

7:37	The Fug Girls:  One of the best things about having switching over to ABC's coverage is seeing Ed Begley Jr just wandering around in the background, as he should be on every telecast, honestly. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:37 The Fug Girls

7:37	[Comment From LmcLmc: ]  Getting Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton circa 2012 from J.Law. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:37 Lmc

7:39	The Fug Girls:  Agreed; it's also interesting that Jennifer Lawrence went back to red after her iconic red Calvin Klein from the first year she was nominated -- although that was, perhaps, one of her best looks ever, so.... Sunday March 2, 2014 7:39 The Fug Girls

7:41	The Fug Girls:  We've switched over to ABC, since we think E! is done with red carpet for the night. On ABC, you can better hear the photographers totally losing it calling for the celebs. It's intense. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:41 The Fug Girls

7:43

The Fug Girls:  Aha! E! started so early because ABC wanted the exclusive for an hour before the Oscars actually kick off. The issue with this is that ABC likes to do Up Close and Personal Yada Yada Yada when we just want to see dressed. Who cares about your personal feelings and hopes and dreams? We just want to know who you're wearing! Sunday March 2, 2014 7:43 The Fug Girls

7:44	The Fug Girls:  On the other hand, ABC's cameras have a much better vantage point and they're not making anyone stick her hand in a box. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:44 The Fug Girls

7:44	[Comment From FumiFumi: ]  Doesn't ABC do this exclusive thing every year? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:44 Fumi

7:45	The Fug Girls:  Yes, and every year we totally forget. Awards season gives us all selective amnesia! Sunday March 2, 2014 7:45 The Fug Girls

7:45	[Comment From L.L.: ]  Don't complain. French journalist only want to talk about cinema. It's excruciating. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:45 L.

7:46	[Comment From YasminYasmin: ]  New idea for mani-cam next year...mix it with fear factor style stunts. Who knows WHAT your hand's going into or HOW it's coming out! Sunday March 2, 2014 7:46 Yasmin

7:49	The Fug Girls:  There was a brief shot of Goldie Hawn walking in to the venue -- ABC really wants us to care about contest winners -- and you guys, her face is not moving at all. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:49 The Fug Girls

7:53	The Fug Girls:  Robin Roberts is talking to Jamie Foxx, whose daughter looks beautiful as ever -- but why are we always talking to Jamie Foxx? Sunday March 2, 2014 7:53 The Fug Girls

7:53	[Comment From YasminYasmin: ]  Why is Tyson Beckford presenting like someone's holding a gun to his head just off-screen? He looked physically pained. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:53 Yasmin

7:55

The Fug Girls:  Tyson Beckford DOES look physically pained. And yet still extremely handsome. We switched back to E! briefly, and they're just showing still photos of everyone on the red carpet and honestly, you get a better look at people this way than on ABC. Julia Roberts is not wearing a jumpsuit nor is she wearing an Oxford shirt under her gown. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:55 The Fug Girls

7:55	[Comment From LoriLori: ]  Tyson just called Julia Roberts "Jessica Roberts." Sunday March 2, 2014 7:55 Lori

7:57	The Fug Girls:  We switched back to E! to see Alicia Quarles interviewing people arriving at Vanity Fair, and for a moment thought she was hiding out in the alley nabbing people trying to go into the Oscars the back route. Sunday March 2, 2014 7:57 The Fug Girls

8:02	The Fug Girls:  Bradley Cooper and Jonah Hill are chatting with Robin Roberts and they are very charming and amusing together. On the other end, Tyson Beckford just took a knee on even trying to pronounce Lupita's last name. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:02 The Fug Girls

8:04	The Fug Girls:  From above, Angelina's dress looks really unflattering and VERY very close to showing all of us her nipples. Can we hope that it looks better when the camera is filming her head-on and not from above? Sunday March 2, 2014 8:04 The Fug Girls

8:06	The Fug Girls:  Robin is chatting up Bill Murray, who never seems like a person who is willing to do a ton of red carpet press. He looks...like Bill Murray. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:06 The Fug Girls

8:08

The Fug Girls:  Nothing's funnier than making fun of everyone at home tweeting. The People At Home Tweeting Are Wearing Jammies and Eating Cheetos joke is REALLY old. Like, literally old. It comes off really defensive and it will be off-putting to the people actually watching at home. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:08 The Fug Girls

8:09	The Fug Girls:  For one thing, we're eating Kettle Chips and not Cheetos. Get it straight, dude! Sunday March 2, 2014 8:09 The Fug Girls

8:10	The Fug Girls:  Additionally, do we really need this many pre-taped packages in a red carpet show? We want celebrities! And outfits! Bring back Seacrest! Sunday March 2, 2014 8:10 The Fug Girls

8:11	The Fug Girls:  For one thing, we're eating Kettle Chips and not Cheetos. Get it straight, dude! Sunday March 2, 2014 8:11 The Fug Girls

8:13	The Fug Girls:  Robin Roberts is talking to Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, who actually looks great in peach. Will is wearing an ascot. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:13 The Fug Girls

8:14	The Fug Girls:  Robin Roberts is so excited by Will's ascot that she has forgotten to speak into her mic. We can't blame her. Ascots ARE exciting. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:14 The Fug Girls

8:14	[Comment From GenevieveGenevieve: ]  And it's cute that Will was excited to recognize one of the camera operators from his days on Fresh Prince. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:14 Genevieve

8:15	[Comment From Sarah G.Sarah G.: ]  If I had to guess, the Fug Girls are probably eating Kettle Chips and not Cheetos. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:15 Sarah G.

8:16	The Fug Girls:  We ARE eating Kettle Chips! Maple bacon flavor, you guys. They're amazing. We're going to eat some more of them while a white-tied Jeremy Renner explains that working on American Hustle is "F.U.N." A direct quote. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:16 The Fug Girls

8:17	The Fug Girls:  The good news is that Sandra Bullock looks MAJOR in a navy blue Alexander McQueen, with side-swept hair and a smokey eye. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:17 The Fug Girls

8:17	[Comment From AnnieAnnie: ]  Renner looks like Downton's missing footman. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:17 Annie

8:19

The Fug Girls:  Well, we only have twelve minutes of this left, and they're using it to talk about the rain and chatting with the producers instead of seeing if any celebs would like to talk about their outfits. We hear Kate Hudson looks great, but who can tell?! Sunday March 2, 2014 8:19 The Fug Girls

8:19	[Comment From CarolynCarolyn: ]  And now, a cleaning montage. This is why E! had to stop coverage - so we could see a dude vacuum a step. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:19 Carolyn

8:21	The Fug Girls:  We have actually looked up Kate Hudson and she does look great in a gown that is quasi-reminiscent of Paltrow's White Tom Ford Caped number. Capes for all! Capes all around! Sunday March 2, 2014 8:21 The Fug Girls

8:22	The Fug Girls:  You can see Kate -- and everyone else! -- in The Cut's slideshow, in fact. Sunday March 2, 2014 8:22 The Fug Girls

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The Fug Girls:  And now we're inside the theatre. Lara Spencer is just pointing at people in the front row. And we guess that wraps it up. This was a totally boring and weird red carpet extravagnza. Half of the people we wanted to see, we never got eyes on. The good news is that they have a whole year to figure out how to make next year better. Thanks, everyone, for hanging out with us. And now, go visit everyone over at Vulture, where they are live-blogging the awards! Sunday March 2, 2014 8:26 The Fug Girls

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