Even if you’re a model, sometimes being a single woman is tough. Recently-divorced Miranda Kerr, who was photographed by Mario Testino for this month’s GQ, admits that though she is “dating and loving it” since her split with Orlando Bloom, she’s not a one-night stand kind of gal — which is starting to affect her general muscle tone. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned,” she says. “The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get.”
While recent discoveries reveal that sex only counts as moderate exercise, Kerr seems to have found a way to maximize the workout. First, she uses her sex partner as a personal trainer of sorts: “I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way,” she says. She also enjoys sex in unusual locations, which probably ups the calorie-burning factor. “I’ve had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together.” So, logically, is it safe to call aerial masturbation the next SoulCycle?