High-waisted-shorts spokesperson Iggy Azalea has got a solid first date all planned for you. She tried it out herself for her first outing with Lakers player Nick Young. To Power 105.1 in New York, she recounts how she proposed it: “I was, like, Target is my favorite place, I wanna go to Target!”
Hold the phone, though — isn’t Target for errands? Sure, yes, it’s not good for every part of the date, but listen to her talk things through:
We didn’t eat at Target, we went out to a nice restaurant with linen tablecloths, but first we went to Target. You really get to know someone in a Target: what kinda quilts are you into, what are you favorite movies, what kinda snacks do you like?
What kind of quilts! This woman is an inspired courtship genius. You don’t get that good quilt info until several months in, usually. Here’s what Young discovered about Azalea: “I got some socks and a ring pop.” Truly, this is not a bad eight-word biography of Iggy Azalea, if we wrote biographies based on domestic purchaseables.