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Jennifer Garner revealed her mission to train her girl-children as tiny, truculent warriors. She told People that she wants her two daughters “to be able to kick a guy’s ass. That’s why they’ve been taking karate since they were little!” The training regime for the young women, 9 and 5 years old, also involves a tactical portion: “I want my girls to love math and I want them to think that being a scientist is the coolest job on the planet.” An army of two, uniformed in lab coats, ready to high-kick any dissenter who dares to offer them a lower wage.