Oh god
What is the most mom thing you can possibly think of? Is it “awkwardly rapping about the importance of getting a college education”? Why, yes it is! First Lady and professional mom Michelle Obama did exactly that in a video for College Humor, in which she rhymes “college” and “knowledge” and promptly out-moms herself.
Please pray for Malia and Sasha, who are most certainly texting “MOM WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?” to a family group chat right now.