Jaden Smith.
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Jaden Smith took a break from being a former vampire and current boxed-water magnate to film himself skateboarding through Calabasas on Wednesday, like any other teen mystic would do. Alas, according to the Daily Mail, he was stopped by a security guard for skateboarding “without a permit” (what?). How rude.