“Hey, pssst. Yeah you. I know a guy who can get you some primo rose quartz.”
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What has Lena Dunham considered doing after Girls wraps its final season? Besides all the other projects she has lined up, here are a few more possible paths she may take: natural soap manufacturer, horse doula, DJ (DJ Diva Cup), and/or succulent farmer.
But that’s all speculation, so let’s allow Dunham to tell us herself, as she did in Nylon’s February cover story:
“I had a psychotic moment where I was like, ‘I’m going to become a wildlife rehabilitator and a crystal expert.’ My boyfriend was like, ‘No, you’re not.’ I’m like, ‘I’m going to rehabilitate squirrels and owls. And I’m going to educate myself so that I can do crystal healings.’ He was like, ’Good luck with that.’”
Hmmmm … wildlife rehabilitator and crystal expert. The math checks out! And we know just the lady you can talk to about the second one.