Diplo.
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I don’t know much about the world of disc jockeying, but I do know that Diplo is one of our finest disc jockeys. Want to know how I know?
As the electronic superstar told GQ:
Have you had diarrhea hit you in the middle of a set before?
Of course! You have to get through it. You’re like in Vegas or something and… whatever. It’s the worst. You just have to concentrate, get it done. I’m a soldier. [laughs]
Many a lesser man has been thwarted by the inexorable movement of waste through the intestines, but not Diplo, a man so committed to his craft that he would literally release his bowels on stage if it meant delivering on that sick bass drop. Thank you, Diplo.