“Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)”
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On Friday, Robbie Tripp — a.k.a. Curvy Wife Guy — released his single “Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)”, which he has described as a “body positive curvy girl hip hop anthem.”
Tripp, as you may recall, rose to prominence in 2017, when he shared an Instagram post in which he boldly admitted to being attracted to his extremely attractive wife, fashion blogger Sarah Tripp, and her “curvy body.” Since then, he has positioned himself as a champion of the body-positivity movement by regularly proclaiming that even plus-size women deserve to be objectified by men. Also, he threatened to sue Babe.net for comparing his book, Create Rebellion, to the Unabomber manifesto.
His latest project, “Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)” has almost nothing in common with the Unabomber manifesto (nice!) but it does have the frantic, processed-sugar-based energy of a lot of the commercials I watched as a kid. Let’s see then, if you can tell the lyrics of “Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)” apart from the lines from ’90s snack commercials.
'Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)' lyrics, or '90s snack commercial?
Think you can tell them apart? Let's find out.
Yes. The full line is, "Forget that thin frame, we need a plump sweetie."
Actually, this is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The full line is, "Forget that thin frame, we need a plump sweetie."
Yes. The full line is, "I'ma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins."
This is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The full line is, "I'ma dunk that donk like I'm Andrew Wiggins."
Yes. This is from a 1991 Jell-O Jigglers commercial, featuring Bill Cosby.
Actually, this is from a 1991 Jell-O Jigglers commercial, featuring Bill Cosby.
Yes. This is from a 1995 Subway commercial.
Actually, this is from a 1995 Subway commercial.
Yes. The previous line is, "Yeah she got big thighs like a mermaid."
This is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The previous line is "Yeah she got big thighs like a mermaid."
Yes. This is from a 1993 Ellio's Pizza ad.
Wrong. This is from a 1993 Ellio's Pizza ad.
Yes. This is from a 1990 Flippits commercial.
Nope. This is from a 1990 Flippits commercial.
Yes ... the full line is, "My girl chubby sexy, call her Bonita Gorda."
No. This is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The full line is, "My girl chubby sexy, call her Bonita Gorda."
Yes. The previous line is, "Her inner-thighs chafe / She knows how they taste." (?)
Wrong. This is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The previous line is, "Her inner-thighs chafe / She knows how they taste." (?)
Yes. This was part of a 1992 campaign launched by the National Livestock and Meat Board to try to get people to eat more beef.
Actually, no. This was part of a 1992 campaign launched by the National Livestock and Meat Board to try to get people to eat more beef.
Yes. This is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The next line is, "Certified dimes start at size 10."
Amazingly, this is not the tagline of a '90s snack called Thickums. This is from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)." The next line is, "Certified dimes start at size 10."
Yes. This is from a 1992 Starburst commercial.
This is actually from a 1992 Starburst commercial.
Yes, this is of course from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)."
No. This is of course from "Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video)."
Congratulations on completing this quiz. Now you can enjoy “Chubby Sexy (Official Music Video).”
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