J.Lo and her Hustlers abs celebrated a stunning 50th birthday last night with a party we will be putting on event mood boards for the rest of our lives. She celebrated at Gloria and Emilio Estefan’s Miami estate as if it was a Bronx block party, meaning the music was just as good as it was loud. She reposted a video of herself headbanging all over a DJ kit to “All the Way Up†by Remy Ma and Fat Joe, captioned “a lil bday turn up.†“Lil� “Lil�?? This is the exact opposite of when Trump said “a million and a half†people were at his inauguration. Lopez’s birthday party included a nine-tier cake, an indoor swing, fireworks, a performance from the birthday girl herself, and a red Porsche, gifted to her by fiancé, Alex Rodriguez. Ashanti, DJ Khaled, and Fat Joe himself attended the bash. Even the kids — Natasha and Ella, A-Rod’s daughters, as well as Max and Emme, J.Lo’s kids with Marc Anthony — partied. We were in bed at 10:30. Get a special kind of FOMO by checking A-Rod’s Instagram Story for more birthday content, including when he appeared to be auditioning for the next season of World of Dance.