Roman Roy and Stassi Schroeder.
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On the surface, Succession and Vanderpump Rules are two very different shows. Succession is a scripted cable comedy-drama about the megawealthy family behind a global media conglomerate in New York, and Vanderpump Rules is a reality-TV show about a group of sexy, unique restaurant staff in West Hollywood. At their cores, however, the two shows have a lot in common. They both feature an ensemble cast made up of self-obsessed, emotionally fragile characters who are constantly consumed by complex interpersonal dramas of their own making, and vying for the approval of a mercurial, withholding authority figure.
Also, they both include one character with a penchant for florid language and disturbing, violent imagery that they deploy liberally against their friends, enemies, and strangers. In the case of Succession, it’s tiny failson Roman Roy, and in the case of Vanderpump Rules, it’s white-wine queen bee Stassi Schroeder.
Can you tell the various expletive-laden insults of these two apart? Take the quiz below to find out.
Who Said It: Roman or Stassi?
Yes! It was Stassi's birthday, so go fuck yourself.
No. It was Stassi's birthday, so go fuck yourself.
Yes. Though this sounds like something extremely messed up that Roman would say, in fact, Stassi said it.
No. Though this sounds like something extremely messed up that Roman would say, in fact, Stassi said it.
Yes, Roman Roy is dumb but smart.
No, Roman Roy is dumb but smart.
Yes. This does sound exactly like something Stassi would say to Scheana at a pool party, but actually Roman said it.
No. This does sound exactly like something Stassi would say to Scheana at a pool party, but actually Roman said it.
Yes, Stassi is annoyed by rich people, but she also longs to be one. Complicated.
Nope, not Roman. Roman loves being rich.
Yes. Although I can clearly picture Stassi saying this to Katie over enormous glasses of Pinot Grigio, Roman actually said it to Gerri.
No. Although I can clearly picture Stassi saying this to Katie over enormous glasses of Pinot Grigio, Roman actually said it to Gerri.
Yes, Stassi said this about James and Raquel's puppy shower that no one wanted to go to. Poor Raquel. Also poor puppy.
This sounds like something Roman would say about a rich, yuppie friend he was trying to schmooze for the company, but actually Stassi said it about James and Raquel's puppy party that no one wanted to go to.
Yes. This sounds like something Stassi would say about a hot guy's Instagram, but actually Roman said this.
No. This sounds like something Stassi would say about a hot guy's Instagram, but actually Roman said this.
Did Stassi say this about Jax after he was disappointed in his top Google image results? No, Roman said it about his dad.
Did Stassi say this about Jax after he was disappointed in his top Google image results? No, Roman said it about his dad.
Yes. This does sound like something Roman might say about Karl after they get out of a tense negotiation, but actually Stassi said it about Jax.
No. This does sound like something Roman might say about Karl after they get out of a tense negotiation, but actually Stassi said it about Jax.
Of course! One of her most iconic lines.
No, this is actually one of Stassi's most iconic lines. To be honest, I'm not sure Roman has the self-esteem to call himself "the devil" instead of, like, "a disgusting little hell monkey."
Yes. Though this sounds like something Stassi would say to Scheana, actually Roman said it to Connor.
No. This also sounds like something Stassi would say to Scheana, but actually Roman said it to Connor.
Yes. Although this sounds like a weird thing Roman would say to Kendall to describe their family's Christmases growing up, in fact Stassi said it to Jax after Scheana put sunscreen on his back during the Pride Parade.
No. Although this sounds like a weird thing Roman would say to Kendall to describe their family's Christmases growing up, in fact Stassi said it to Jax after Scheana put sunscreen on his back during the Pride Parade.
Did Stassi ask this of Katie and Tom when she and Patrick were on the rocks? No, Roman asks this when he's in management training.
Did Stassi ask this of Katie and Tom when she and Patrick were on the rocks? No, Roman asks this when he's in management training.
Yes. This does sound like something Logan would say to his son Roman, but actually Lisa said it to Stassi when Stassi moved back to L.A. from New York.
No. This does sound like something Logan would say to his son Roman, but actually Lisa said it to Stassi when Stassi moved back to L.A. from New York.
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