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On Wednesday, two sets of finely crafted cheekbones attended a Celtics game in Boston. One set of cheekbones was attached to Laura Dern, who plays Marmee in Greta Gerwig’s new adaptation of Little Women, and the other set was attached to Timothée Chalamet, who plays Laurie in Greta Gerwig’s new adaptation of Little Women.
What do you think they talked about? Greta Gerwig? People’s evolving attitudes toward Amy? How stressful it can be to walk through doorways when even the slightest bump to your beautiful, delicate jaw could disturb the Fabergé egg of a skull that lives beneath your skin?
Who knows. Anyway, the Celtics beat the Miami Heat, 112 to 93.