
The 2023 VMAs got steamy courtesy of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, who hit the MTV stage at the Prudential Center in Newark to perform their newest horny anthem, “Bongos.” Clothed(ish) in strappy blue bodysuits and glittery tassels, rap’s leading hotties joined a host of shirtless bongo players and sang under what I can only assume to be at least seven pounds of curly hair. Cardi descended onto the stage from a disco-ball-shaped chandelier, Megan grabbed and shook her entire butt cheek, and Taylor Swift gave it her all while watching in the audience next to Ice Spice.
Bing-bongo!