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President Biden Hosts President-elect Trump At White House
Photo: Al Drago/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Joe Biden met with Donald Trump at the White House today in a show of … respect, I guess ? Maybe tradition? Whatever it was, both guys seemed like they really enjoyed their time together by a open portal to hell roaring fire. It definitely doesn’t look like they are both smelling something weird but don’t want to say anything about it.

Personally, I am trying to enter an era of positivity despite the rapidly encroaching darkness, so I’ll be nice. But first, let’s see a different angle:

Photo: Al Drago/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Wow, awesome.

These guys totally don’t look like two wax figures that have been left out in the sun. Just two perfect men of sound mind and body, agreeing to a peaceful transition of power that won’t result in a catastrophic and terrifying era for the Republic. Oops, I forgot I’m being positive. Let me try again. It’s actually cool that Biden put on his own too-orange makeup for Trump’s visit. I’m sure it made the president-elect feel welcome!

Because I can’t help it, here’s another pic:

Seems like everyone had a great time. It’s actually messed up that either of these guys had to do this. They are wasting their prime old-guy years concerning themselves with politics when they should be at the nicest retirement homes money can buy, sexually harassing nurses and complaining about the food.

Just Two of Our Most Spry Guys