
Joe Biden met with Donald Trump at the White House today in a show of … respect, I guess ? Maybe tradition? Whatever it was, both guys seemed like they really enjoyed their time together by a open portal to hell roaring fire. It definitely doesn’t look like they are both smelling something weird but don’t want to say anything about it.
Personally, I am trying to enter an era of positivity despite the rapidly encroaching darkness, so I’ll be nice. But first, let’s see a different angle:
Wow, awesome.
These guys totally don’t look like two wax figures that have been left out in the sun. Just two perfect men of sound mind and body, agreeing to a peaceful transition of power that won’t result in a catastrophic and terrifying era for the Republic. Oops, I forgot I’m being positive. Let me try again. It’s actually cool that Biden put on his own too-orange makeup for Trump’s visit. I’m sure it made the president-elect feel welcome!
Because I can’t help it, here’s another pic:
Seems like everyone had a great time. It’s actually messed up that either of these guys had to do this. They are wasting their prime old-guy years concerning themselves with politics when they should be at the nicest retirement homes money can buy, sexually harassing nurses and complaining about the food.