Congresswoman Lauren Boebert loves nothing more than being horny in public, and according to tabloid gossip, she spent Inauguration Weekend putting the moves on Kid Rock. After reportedly dancing and giggling at one of Trump’s inaugural balls on January 20 in Washington, D.C., the pair were seen getting into the back of a cab together at 2:30 a.m., according to “Page Six.” Boebert, a big Kid Rock fan who was apparently “transfixed” with him at the event, must be tickled pink. Maybe we’ll get an encore of her handsy Beetlejuice performance at his next show.
The gun-loving duo appear to be well suited for one another: They both thrive off attention and are right-wing mouthpieces who live and die by the Trump administration. Maybe Kid Rock can give her a pointer or two on how to keep a honky-tonk establishment up and running (RIP to Boebert’s now-closed Shooters Grill, where waitresses carried loaded guns on their hips). Do I smell a MAGA match made in heaven?