While most of the country was busy watching the Eagles stomp the Chiefs Sunday night, Mark Zuckerberg was begging for Kim Kardashian’s attention on Instagram. The Meta CEO shared a photo of himself wearing a hideous pair of those Ray-Ban Meta sunglasses and a sweatshirt that reads “Kim is my lawyer.” Priscilla, get up! Your man is wearing another woman’s name on his chest!
“The only appropriate hoodie,” Zuckerberg wrote in the caption, tagging Kris Jenner. Now, is it possible that this is some weird promo for the Ray-Ban Meta glasses ad that Jenner was in during the Super Bowl? Or maybe Jenner sent Zuck a little swag bag as a thank-you and he just didn’t feel comfortable sharing a photo of himself in a Khy trench coat? Sure, anything’s possible, but the vibe here is … kind of thirsty?
Consider the past few months of Kardashian-Broligarch relations. Kim has been sharing a lot of pro-Tesla content, and Khloé Kardashian just launched a podcast that is exclusive to X. The ladies are getting close to Elon Musk, and perhaps Zuckerberg sees an opening to ally himself with the cool-girls table.
Zuck has been somewhat publicly horny as of late, so this tracks. Last month, he had the time of his life sitting next to Lauren Sánchez. Being conservative has really brought him into proximity with a lot of beautiful women — this is probably what he was hoping for when he made a website about comparing women’s hotness.
As for whether or not Kim is open to Zuckerberg’s (professional) advances, it remains to be seen. She did comment on the post, writing, “Hahaha I love it!!!” before sharing it to her own Story. Depending on your interpretation, that could either be the sound of a door opening or an uninterested woman being polite to a nerd. Time will tell.