Noah Cyrus finally has something to say about the salacious rumor that her mom, Tish Cyrus, “stole” husband Dominic Purcell from her. Over the weekend, Noah posted a gallery of photos from Coachella to Instagram, including one of her fiancé, fashion designer Pinkus. But when a commenter using the handle @realgrandma1341 prodded, “Like that guy u and ur mom both have sexy time with?,” the 24-year-old broke her monthslong silence on the matter with some fighting words.
“Hey real grandma, I’m so sorry but will you pleeeeeass [sic] just choke on the fattest cock,” she responded. “Just for a lil bit. Great thanks.”
I mean, you can’t really blame Cyrus for sticking it to @realgrandma1341. This lovely bit of prose marks Cyrus’s first time publicly commenting on the family gossip, which has been circulating since February when Us Weekly first reported the item. A source at the time had told the outlet that “Noah was seeing Dominic when Tish started pursuing him” and that she was “very distraught over Tish stealing Dominic from her.” Prison Break actor Purcell is 54 years old, and he married Tish in a backyard wedding at Miley Cyrus’s home in Malibu in August 2023.
Whether or not there’s any merit to the rumors, the Cyrus family has reportedly been in free fall since Tish and Billy Ray divorced for the third time in 2022, seemingly causing the kids to pick sides. Miley has, at least publicly, remained cozy with her mom, while Noah has taken her dad’s side of things. But going from a regular bout of divorce drama to an alleged mother-daughter cheating plot is a stretch, even for gossip mags. And for @realgrandma, if you’re reading this.