If you’ve found yourself looking up the whereabouts of a mysterious himbo named Girthmaster in the past 48 hours, you’re not alone. After going viral in a TikTok man-on-the-street interview, the Australian OnlyFans creator has been laying metaphorical pipe all over the internet as everyone from journalists and “a group of lesbian roommates in Los Angeles” to Cardi B have fallen in love with his … shtick, let’s call it. By Wednesday, Rolling Stone and the Daily Beast had both nabbed interviews with the porn industry’s golden-retriever boyfriend, and we have an abundance of personal details about the man behind what the former has described as the now-famous “eight-inch-long, seven-inch-circumferenced penis.”
Though the Girthmaster (spelled “girthmasterr” on his Twitter profile) had previously disclosed that he makes between $40,000 and $80,000 a month on the adult-content platform, Rolling Stone reported that it had verified that claim and seen proof that, on a good month, he rakes in even more — and that doesn’t account for his more than 100,000 new followers on Twitter in the past 24 hours alone. The creator, who started dropping trou online when he was 18, said he first realized he was genetically blessed — that his member was “out of the ordinary,” as he put it — when a nude mirror selfie he posted to Tumblr went viral. A self-described “digital exhibitionist,” he continued posting anonymously on a Reddit account under the handle Girthmaster up until a few years ago, when his girlfriend at the time suggested he start an OnlyFans account. A quick thank-you from all of us to that woman, wherever she is now.
In Rolling Stone, the 30-year-old detailed some of the odd jobs he has held over the years, including pizza-delivery boy, baggage handler, and furniture builder, admitting that he often had to borrow money from his mom and sister to pay the bills. But since pursuing sex work full time, Girthmaster has been able to pay his mom back and then some: He’s saving up to buy her a home someday. Oh, and his favorite purchase to date? The $1,000 pair of Prada loafers he told the Daily Beast he bought for the Pornhub Awards a few weeks ago. “Honestly, I thought it’d be just a little bit of beer money,” he said. “But it kind of snowballed.”
“My name is the Girthmaster. I am there to be objectified in a way,” the well-endowed creator noted of his purpose in the world. “It doesn’t bother me. Feel free to objectify the Girthmaster all you want. He’s there for your entertainment.” Will do, Girthmaster!